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Thriftshop Debutante
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I know my Space-Rights.
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Is there no forum that's safe from you, TD? [Wink] [Triplicate Girl]
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Thriftshop Debutante
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Are you the Good Space-Cop or the Bad Space-Cop?

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Lightning Lad
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I just spoke to Ziirf and he's refused your case TD. Sorry, but you'll have to settle for a public defender.
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Thriftshop Debutante
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I don't think so. My Lester is on his way with a Space-Raft full of Space-Lawyers - not to mention Grimsbor the Bondsman.

We'll be suing for False Space-Imprisonment.

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Sorry, but Attorney General Tenzil has dis-barred Lester and eaten the Space-Raft, leaving your Space-Lawyers stranded in Bismollian territory. AG Tenzil will offer you clemency but you'll have to turn galaxy's evidence on one of your co-horts. Perhaps turn in EDE? Tenzil finds those nelly li'l Green Arrow Caps an eyesore.
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Eryk Davis Ester
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I've heard Tenzil find hats of all sorts tasty. But he'll never get mine!
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You know, there's something in law called "nunc pro tunc", which essentially lets you go back and rewrite court orders. Just like a reboot. Maybe something like this could get Lester re-admitted.

Failing that, just get him to bribe the AG. Shouldn't be hard.

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Thriftshop Debutante
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How DARE you imply that Lester has a profession! SPACE-LIBEL!
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Eryk Davis Ester
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All he was implying was that Lester has a degree, not necessarily a profession. Lots of spoiled rich kids cheat their way through law school and spend years not really working as Senators or something.
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Are you being served, E. Davis Ester? Consider yourself so!

Now. Do the rest of you want to be Space-Subpoenaed?

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Eryk Davis Ester
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Hellooooooo!!! I'm from Touston, apparently NOT in the United Planets. Totally outside the jurisdiction of your silly space-laws.
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Space-Loophole or calamity? It's the same either way.
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This thread made me space-giggle!

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Rumors that the Galactic Bar Association wants a, er, space-opoly on the legal profession are absurd and unpatriotic, and may aid our enemies in the War on Space-Terrorism. So watch what you say.
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