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Okay, last night I was once again unable to sleep and for some reason decided to pass the time thusly: Try to come up with a 26 word sentence, starting each word with a new letter in the alphabet and proceeding in alphabetical order:
After breeding camels during early February, Greek historians insisted, "Jack Kevorkian learned many new operating procedures quite recently, since those unscrupulous veterinarians went x-raying young zebras."
Or you could start with Z and go backwards to A:
"Zounds, your x-rated words vehemently undermine traditional scholarly repartee quite perversely," opined new moral lecturer Kerry, judiciously instructing his generally foul-mouthed expositional debate class, before acquiescing.
Or you could start somewhere in the middle and proceed through the alphabet and back to where you started from the beginning:
Like many newly orphaned pirates, Quick Rapier Silver tried unfailingly violating women 'xponentially, yet Zorro amorously but covertly desired every follicle gracing his ill-informed java-swilling keelhauler.
With all the Querls and Jeckies, Preztors and Zoons in Legion land we should be able to come up with some doozies.
Try it. You'll like it. It's easier than it sounds.
JimG
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Nobody wants to play? Harrumph! All I have to say to that is:
Young Zoonian acrobat, being conscientious, demonstrating exceptional fearlessness, growing hair in jutting, kinky, lupine masses, needs opening position qualifications regarding subsequent training under valiant wayfaring xtraterrestrials.
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Finally, Gim had ice-cream just like Karate Kid, meanwhile no other Querls passed Rimbor so Tellus used Violet's wardrobe, Xs' yellow zipper, and Brainiac's computer during exams.
Dang I just realized I mixed up K & L. Lets see if I can salvage this
Finally, Gim had ice-cream joked Karate Kid lightly, meanwhile no other Querls passed Rimbor so Tellus used Violet's wardrobe, Xs' yellow zipper, and Brainiac's computer during exams.
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Alchemist believed Condo died early fighting Garak; however, in Jersey, Khunds laughed, moving next on procuring Quislet, resulting solely towards unlimited vibrance, when Xanthusians yielded zero.
Um, blagh! Harder than it looks.
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