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Has anybody-anywhere-ever bought more than one Hostess fruit pie at a time?? I mean, even during my pot smoking munchies faze, one Hostess fruit pie at a time was more than enough!!
From: elizabeth,nj | Registered: Jul 2003
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You spotted the underlying subtext of that last story!
Those ruffians note that those teenagers look "loaded", and thus must have some good food for the munchies!
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino: Has anybody-anywhere-ever bought more than one Hostess fruit pie at a time?? I mean, even during my pot smoking munchies faze, one Hostess fruit pie at a time was more than enough!!
You sir, are on to something! I also could only handle one during my past (and occasional) booze-soaked, drug-deranged days!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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I have never eaten a Hostess fruit pie. We were strictly a Tastykake™ family, back in the day.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Jeepeers, Cobie and rhino! Clearly it takes years of frequent, steady drug abuse of the sort typical of criminals (or the tween/teen Pov) to develop the level of munchies required to consume large numbers of Hostess Fruit pies!
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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I've never been able to eat more than one. I had the least nutrition conscience mother in the world. She used to let me Hostess Fruit Pies and Hostess Chocolate pies for breakfast! I was recently in a convenience store and picked one up. I read the label and almost fell over. Surely these are the least nutritious snacks on the planet?
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From: Missouri | Registered: Oct 2003
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The only Hostess Fruit Pie I thought was even passable was the french apple one that had cinnamon and raisins in it. And that was ridiculously rare. It was like finding a gold doubloon.
Cherry was the worst. I suspect that red Sterno would have tasted more like 'cherry.'
(The lemon was pretty vile as well, but I don't even like real lemon, so I probably wasn't the target audience for chalky yellow semi-fluidic congealed petroleum jelly pretending to be lemon.)
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Unlike the fruit pies, I never had any trouble eating two to four Twinkies in a setting. Not so much on the kelp, Kelp.
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Two things I absolutely love on this page:
1) Giant Seahorses 2) The expression "Mother of Pearl"
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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cleome46
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Bah! That Aquaman is an imposter! No perm!
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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quote:Originally posted by Pov: For awhile in my tweens/early teens, I had a 2 or 3 a day habit. (Hostess Fruit Pies) :shame:
Don't be ashamed! I had the same habit when my kids were teens! And I didn't even have drugs or anything as an excuse! Well, except I had two teens! :smile:
And unfortunately, my husband likes them, too.
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