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Spellbinder
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Well, apparently there is, anyways. There is an opening in my department for an assistant, and so far two skanks have applied for it: a lazy one and a bitchy slutty one. Should prove interesting [Wink]

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Too bad they couldn't both be accepted. You could be Cinderella, and they would be the wicked stepsisters.
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Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
Well, apparently there is, anyways. There is an opening in my department for an assistant, and so far two skanks have applied for it: a lazy one and a bitchy slutty one. Should prove interesting [Wink]

Surely a Princess has minoions. Let them deal with the skanks, leaving you to your more pressing duties.
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Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
Well, apparently there is, anyways. There is an opening in my department for an assistant, and so far two skanks have applied for it: a lazy one and a bitchy slutty one. Should prove interesting [Wink]

Surely a Princess has minoions. Let them deal with the skanks, leaving you to your more pressing duties.
Damn, only my 4th or 5th or whatever, post and already I've been exposed as not being able to spell "minions". I'm a fraud. By the way, how does one edit a message after posting?
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quote:
Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
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Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
Well, apparently there is, anyways. There is an opening in my department for an assistant, and so far two skanks have applied for it: a lazy one and a bitchy slutty one. Should prove interesting [Wink]

Surely a Princess has minoions. Let them deal with the skanks, leaving you to your more pressing duties.
Damn, only my 4th or 5th or whatever, post and already I've been exposed as not being able to spell "minions". I'm a fraud. By the way, how does one edit a message after posting?
Use the little omnicom icon above your post!

Careful editing helps prevent many a poster from looking even more foolish than they already are!

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Thank's to my inherent power, I can now fade a little more in my embarassment.
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As far as workmates go, I would choose bitchy/slutty over lazy. But hopefully someone else will apply...

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Hmmm, when I went from Night Manager to day manager, I left my skanky male assistant and secretly replaced him with a motherly (grandmotherly actually) assistant.

So, no more skanks for me...

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I also have an opening in my department at work so maybe we will get some cute new guy!!!!

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Let the Fun Begin!

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I'm need to get a new assistant as my old one is away to retire... my director has cracked jokes about "getting a boy in" for me - is it just me or is that, like, superb? Not that I believe he will for a second... but it is a nice thought.

Anyway, Rokk was right, slutty bitchy skank is much better than lazy one everyday!

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Guys in the office... hmmm.

I never pay attention.

I don't know why, but it's like I turn off my sexuality at the door. I suppose its safer that way.

And no, that doesn't mean that I pretend I'm straight. They all know there...

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{[...] so far two skanks have applied for it: a lazy one and a bitchy slutty one. }

I see. And will any women be likely to apply? {g}

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