While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper.
Probably in a hurry to get to work too.
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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse.
Well, that's not good...
I was actually having this discussion with a few friends the other day -- would you want to know when your time is up? I was the only one who said "yes". I figured it would allow me to relax now and give me time (assuming there's time) to prepare for when it happens. Would anyone else want to know when you were going to die?
From: New York, NY | Registered: Jul 2003
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You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.
-------------------- Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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After a heated argument with a crazed dry cleaner, he savagely strangles you to death with your own pants.
See, now this could never happen. I haven't been to a dry cleaners in 30 years, and that's only because I was a little kid and went with my mom. (Crosses fingers)
-------------------- Geek Watch
From: Standing beside you in Ferndale, MI | Registered: Aug 2003
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Hey, didn't the Legion run into this in the Silver Age? Only instead of a neat computer interface, their death forecaster was nothing more than a bunch of paintings? (And when was the last time you saw a painting on a 30th/31st century apartment? Man, the people of the future sure love bare walls!)
-------------------- Percy: [on discovering the secret of alchemy] Oh Edmund can it be true, that I hold in my mortal hands a nugget of purest GREEN??
"Blackadder"
From: Atlanta, GA | Registered: Feb 2005
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You die from complications of a ruptured appendix
OK, now thats actually possible as I still have all my bits in working order.
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From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.
So I end up a slurpee?
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.
Not really the way I expected to go...guess I had to split....*haha*
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While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.
I do live across from a Home Depot... *gulp*
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.
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