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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
I actually thought about having a redshirt member of the crew to vote on. But... but... but... they were all dead in like 3 minutes! None of them were any good!

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From: A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expanding Chicken Heart | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged | 

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Originally posted by DrakeB3003:
Does anyone else here listen to "Howard Stern?" He plays this song parody every once in awhile called "Sulu Dance" based on "Safety Dance" with bits of George Takei's voice spliced in -- it's frickin' hilarious

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Sounds like my kind of parody! I can't stand Howard Stern, so I'll probably never hear it.

One of the funniest Star Trek-related songs I have head was by a group called The Firm (NOT the Paul Rodgers/Jimmy Page group). It was called "Star Trekkin'" and aired on Dr. Demento in the mid 80s:

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise
Under Captain Kirk

Star Trekkin' across the universe
Only going forward
'Cause we can't find reverse

The verses consisted of actors mimicking ST characters, reciting their catch phrases out of context (Kirk: "We come in peace! Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill!" McCoy: "It's worse than that! He's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead."). The verses were added on as the song continued, a la "Partridge In a Pear Tree." Hilarious!

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From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged | 

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Star Trekkin' across the universe,

Star Trekkin' across the universe,


There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.


It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we
know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it,
Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,

Star Trekkin' across the universe,


It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we
know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it,
Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.


Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as
we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it,
Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,

Star Trekkin' across the universe,


Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as
we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it,
Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down!

Ye cannot change the script Jim.
Och, #!*& Jimmy.

It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim.

Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.

Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!

Star Trekkin' across the universe,

Star Trekkin' across the universe,


Star Trekkin' across the universe,

Star Trekkin' across the universe,

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