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Funnily enough, the Family Guy spin-off American Dad had an episode that focused on one of the characters trying to get Clooney to fall in love with someone other than himself. Pretty on the nose!
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From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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On another note, I saw the trailers for that new movie about saving the whales and, as much as I despise Drew Barrymore, I have to admit she's perfectly cast as an ugly old hippie.
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I have a general hate on for "reality" stars in the vein of the Kardashians, real housewifes, teen mom etc, etc. I don't enjoy shows based on the people being assholes to everyone in their lifes. The epitomy of my distain is a gem called Jersey Shore. Do any of the people on that show have any redeeming qualities? Everytime it is on I feel like I'm watching drunk umpa-lumpas.
From: Fort McMurray | Registered: Nov 2004
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Hmm ... so the point of this thread is to be nasty hmm? (ok, channeling my inner Joel McHale...)
-- Paula Dean admitted that she has diabetes, proving not that her food is unhealthy, but that she's an idiot because really, who the fuck eats that crap?
-- Demi Moore gets high off whip-its?? What, did she enter a "who can be trashier and more washed up than Whitney Houston" contest? **follow-up joke: catch Madonna on the Super Bowl tonight to see if she pulls ahead... **second follow-up joke: Hey Demi, yeah - that's Bobbie Brown calling ...
-- George Clooney is old. (that's all I got)
-- I saw Angelina Jolie with a man-purse. It's name is Brad Pitt.
From: New York, NY | Registered: Jul 2003
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I think my reasons were clear on my previous post, so some more nastiness from me.
Keanu Reeves - He was great in Bill and Ted, to bad every single role he has had since then was played exactly the same.
Adam Sandler - Oh look, someone else who keeps playing the same role over and over again. Adam, you were mildly amusing on SNL and have gone down hill since. You are not funny and can't act. There is a reason your last movie was rated the worst movie of all time on Rotten Tomatoes. Please retire.
From: Fort McMurray | Registered: Nov 2004
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Adam Sandler: I did like the movie where he plays the Israeli secret agent who wants to be a hairstylist, but that's the only role I've enjoyed him in, in... wow, a LONG time.
Keanu Reeves: I have no respect for that closet case until he comes OUT of it (and probably not then either). His gayness is Hollywood's worst kept secret already.
As for reality stars, they are what the people have made them. Regular folks enjoy watching people more effed up than they are, I suppose is the only explanation.
Michael Jackson- pedophile. I don't care if he wasn't "convicted". No conviction is just no conviction, it isn't vindication, and it isn't a free pass. I don't by that it was "delayed childhood"or any of that other crap. Katt Williams had it right.
Madonna- Not a great singer. And for the luvva god, people have forgotten more about sex that she will ever know. I didn't need her telling me about sex when I was young, and she's gone so skanky now I wouldn't watch the superbowl til the last five minutes.
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Generally, the celebrities that I hate are the ones who have no talent for anything other than calling attention to themselves -- in my opinion, this applies as much to Madonna as it does to reality stars. She can't sing, dance, or act, and she's never done anything that others didn't do better first.
I hate hype-machine products like George Clooney.
I also hate celebrities whose public persona is obviously a schtick -- see Drew Barrymore.
And I hate celebrities who pretend to be things they're so obviously not -- whether its Jennifer Lopez pretending that she grew up in the hood, or Keanu Reeves pretending that he's straight (good call, Lash.)
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