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<the next day, Clive consults with Shady, reserve Legionnaire and practicing psychologist>
So...what do you think, Ms. Shady?
"Clive, sweetie, he's either severely amnesiac or, worst-case scenario, he's a blank slate. Whatever trama he's been through did a number on his memory."
Best guess?
"Well...having known him a long time, sweetie, I can see signs that his speech patterns are still about the same...his mannerisms, too. I believe that in time he may regain most or all of his memories...but it's still very early."
So you...think it's really him?
"Yes...yes I do. Obviously, they've done DNA testing--perfect match. No cloning tell-tales or anything. And his Lard Force readings are right where they've been in prior readings...I don't know of any way they could be faked."
<Clive hugs her>
I...I can't believe he's alive!
"He is, sweetie, we've got our Lardy back. Now, we have to concentrate on getting him back all the way."
How can I help?
"Well...not you so much since he really never got to know you--not saying your presence is a detriment, of course--but we need for people he was close to to come by and visit...talk with him and see if those memories can be jarred. Obviously, I'm one of those people, but if more come, it can only help!"
I'll put the word out, Ms. Shady!
<'ports out to do just that>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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Hi, Lardy. So glad you're back. Remember me? Uh...I'm the one who informed you how the original Transformers cartoon ended, and...we chatted at Quislet's Table, I was the one scarfing down pizza.
quote:Originally posted by Stealth: And these are theTransformers.
Interesting...but doesn't seem familiar.
quote:Originally posted by Stealth: Pizza is...
- My greatest weakness.
- Basically, flattened dough with tomato sauce and cheese and some kind of meat-and/or-vegetable topping; trust me, it's soooooooo good.
- A little piece of heaven.
May I...try some?
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Hey Lard Lad! You don't know who I am, but I knew your algorithm. People seemed to like you much more than they liked him, so I guess that's good for you.
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Clive! There you are! I came over right away as soon as I got the news! Your father is alive? Where is he?
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Hey Lard Lad! How are you doing? It's your old pal Quislet, Esq. You know, the guy you owe $100,00 to.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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*Ray Bolger, Bert Lahr, and Jack Haley show up in Lard Lad's room*
"Sure. Remember me, your old pal, Hunk?"
"And me, Hickory?"
"You couldn't forget my face, could you?"
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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Hi Anthony how’s it going? I heard you were back. Here I brought you some stuff”
Throws a large keg of beer and huge packet of crisps on the bed and as he does so he draws up a chair in a swift fluid motion.
“Well? you do remember how to open the beer don’t ya buddy”
-------------------- Faithfull
From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
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