White Prince *Real Name: Henrii Chahrliz *Homeworld: Lunar Colony Diana *Abilities: Shape-shifting
Time Turner *Real Name: Tempal Frangeet *Homeworld: Labyrinth *Abilities: Freezes time
Luck Lass *Real Name: Annie Foxmoore *Homeworld: Earth *Abilities: Probability and luck manipulation
King Sumo *Real Name: Yusaku Moroboshi *Homeworld: Earth *Abilities: Strength and durability
Cupid Kid *Real Name: Rhett Flynn *Homeworld: Earth *Abilities: Can fire "love arrows", arrows made up of pink psychic energy which, when striking someone, will cause them to fall in love with teh first thing they see.
Bowel Buster *Real Name: Joseph Luigi Cthathosis *Homeworld: Ranxx the Sentient City *Abilities: Causes involuntary release of a person's bowels by whistling a particular note.
"Thank you for the, uh, demonstration, Flat Lad. We'll contact you later. Next."
Lightning Lad, the current Legion leader, called in the next of a long list of applicants as Ron Karr of Neptune, Flat Lad, left the room.
The girl who came into the room wore an outfit of blue, violet, and black, made almost like a gown with sashes and four discs prominent on her chest. She had long black hair and violet eyes. Her blue boots were high heels. She carried a regal air similar to a queen, until she opened her mouth.
"Like, hi! My name's Wexelle, but you can call me, like, Cosmic Queen." Her voice cut through them like a knife through paper.
"We know, it says so on the application." LL said.
"Oh, right. Duh."
"So, um, Cosmic Queen, it says your ability is transmutative powers." Light Lass said.
"Yeah." She said as she twirled a strand of her hair absentmindedly. "So, like, my mom and dad worked in one the nuclear core plants on Psyche, cuz, without them the planet wouldn't be instable."
"You mean 'unstable'." Phantom Girl corrected.
"Ya-eah. That's what I said."
I thought only blondes were this stupid, thought Shrinking Violet.
Hey! Thought Saturn Girl.
"So, anyway, my mom, she got, irradiated when she was pregnant with me, and I, like, got born with this power to, turn stuff into other stuff, like that guy, Element Kid."
"Element LAD." Triplicate Girl corrected her, a little zorked.
"That's what I said."
"Can you give us a demonstration of your ability?" Lightning Lad asked.
"Oh sure! Behold!"
She held up her hands and pointed at the Legionnaires, and, in a flash, their uniforms turned into... nothing.
"Uh, what the florg was that?" Ultra Boy asked.
"Hey!" Invisible Kid yelled. The Legionnaires turned in Lyle's direction, and noticed he was EATING his uniform.
"It's chocolate!"
"You're, like, welcome." Cosmic Queen said.
"WHY exactly did you transform Invisible Kid's uniform into chocolate?" Star Boy asked.
"Well, what else would I turn it into? Oh and here!"
FLASH.
THUNK.
"What the-?" Shrinking Violet yelled.
"I just turned Shrinking Violet's outfit into 24 Karat gold!"
Shrinking Violet fell out of her seat as she struggled in her now heavy, solid gold suit.
"What the zork is wrong with you?" Violet screamed as she had to shrink out of her suit, and stayed little considering she was now in her boots and underwear.
"Can't you use your power for anything useful? Like turning bullets into steam or something like that." Lightning Lad asked.
"Well that just sounds dumb. Why would I do something boring like that?" Cosmic Queen asked. The others didn't say anything other than the sounds of Lyle chomping on his shirt.
"Because I am the BIGGEST fan of Cosmic Boy!" She gushed. "OMG he is SO hot, I'm even the president of the Cosmic Boy Club, Venus Chapter. So I like called myself after Cosmic Boy because he is the COOLEST!"
"But you don't have magnetic powers." Phantom Girl said.
"What's your point?"
The Legionnaires just blankly stared at her severe, and possibly caused by a medical condition, stupidity.
"So am I in, or like, what?"
We'll get back to you. Saturn Girl thought.
"Next." Light Lass said.
Cosmic Queen stomped out and Lightning Lad sighed.
"Vi, go change into a new outfit." Lightning Lad told her. They could probably sell the gold suit and use the money.
"This is going to be a long-Lyle quit eating your outfit!" LL ordered.
"But it's so milk choclatey!" Lyle said, now done to his pants with chocolate smeared over his mouth.
Try-Out II: BELLPEPPER PETE.
-------------------- I want to be hated by lies - Bring Back Lian Harper
"Hi there! You might remember me, Sludge. My dad is the Vice Chancellor of-"
"Next!"
The two-time reject Sludge shambled out of the room. In came a boy with greenish gray skin, like a frog's skin, with black hair and black eyes. He was wearing a green suit that had a red bellpepper on the chest. He wore around his waist a worn, brown leather belt with big pouches.
"Hi! I'm Peatir Pumnkin, but you can call me Bellpepper Pete!" The next applicant said out loud.
"Of course you are." Projectra sarcastically said to no one in particular.
"So, Pete, it says here your superpower is..." Lightning Lad trailed off as he read Pete's power on the applicant list.
"'Regurgitation'?" Light Lass asked.
"Yes, just watch!" Pete said as he reached into one of the leather pouches.
"Behold!" He said, holding a large vegetable in the air. "An ordinary red bell pepper. Sweet, crunchy, and full of natural goodness."
This is NOT going to end well.
"Completely harmless, until..."
Pete took a big bite out of the pepper, crunching and chewing very loudly. Some of the Legionnaires were already a bit disgusted at having to listen to his chewing sounds. He also did not chew with his mouth closed. Suddenly, Pete's eyes began to bug out.
"Hey, are you-?"
Suddenly his cheeks began to swell to huge proportions, until...
"BLEEEECH!"
The Legionnaires cried out and ducked as Pete began puking out some disgusting, red and green vomit. He was like a sprinkler. The stuff nearly coated everything.
Lightning Lad was the first to raise his head from under the desk. He surveyed the room, and ran a finger over some of the goop on his chair. He inspected it up close.
"Yeah, I'm sorry but you don't-OW!"
Garth's finger was burned by the stuff. Then he noticed the goop was beginning to eat away at most of the room. It burned some of the Legionnaires, but not fatally. And apparently the stuff wasn't strong enough to eat through metal, but it did leave a mark. But fabric, oh yeah. Soon, most of the Legionnaires in the front row had their clothes dissolved down to their underwater.
"So, am I in?" Pete asked.
"Next!" Lightning Lad yelled.
Pete slumped out of the room, sad and dejected. When who said walk in-
"Hi, I'm Sludge! My dad's-"
"NEXT!
Try-Out III: THE WHITE PRINCE
-------------------- I want to be hated by lies - Bring Back Lian Harper
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