This is topic Create Generic Character Citizens of Legion World...then let others add weird aspects in forum Television Trouble Finder at Legion World.
Gemma, the Carrggite Gymnist, well-known as personnal trainer to the LMB.
Turns out Gemma is actually heavily addicted to lotus fruit and group sex. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
There is that microscopic family that emigrated to Legion World from Kandor - the Vents
Husband: Ad-Vent His lovely wife: Con-Vent Their slacker oldest son: Air-Vent Their just entering adolescence daughter: Pre-Vent and their precocious boy: In-Vent
Ad-Vent works in construction
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Oddly enough, Con-Vent is still a virgin. How they have three kids remains a preplexing mystery to many Legion Worlders.
There is also of course Bonita Bundchen, who is Matlock's personnal administrative assistant at the Office of Security. Some say she could have been a space holo-model if she wanted to...but her immense crush on Matlock won't let her stop being his gal Friday.
Of course, her brother Feo is kind of weird...
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...because he tends to wear pants. But as the Legion World Psychiatric Association has yet to classify this behavior as a mental illness, we must show tolerance.
Legion World's janitor Dohn Rhon is from Phlon. He really enjoys...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...Grey Poupon (which is a brand of a kind of mustard called Dijon)! Apparently there is a Cult of Grey Poupon (whose membership includes Dohn Rohn and Paula Zahn) which conspires to overthrow regular mustard, mon!
Dohn's brother Juan...
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...has a meth lab set up in the room beneath the Office of Security. He also really enjoys knitting and can crank out a couple hundred sweaters a day.
He was dating Umoo Redux, a torch singer from Shwar. They broke up because Umoo...
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...strangely never really cared for fellatio. Umoo's next boyfriend, Marmo Isbonolo...
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...has an unusual fondness for diet cola served at room temperature, which Umoo also appreciates. Marmo's brother Larlo Isbonolo...
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...has three legs and only one arm. His boss at the cardboard box factory, Wachme Bloemhard...
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...only keeps his job because he's blackmailing the CEO, Weighty Garters...
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...who has been secretly seeing legendary LW prostitute Clee Taurus, who...
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...was once voted Mayor of Legion World during one of the many times of crisis, though she could not finish her term due to a horrid case of space-crabs given to her by Legenedary United Planets venturian walking money investor Trip Morgna...
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... also known for playing the ponies. How he is able to get the ponies into frilly dresses and sip tea from toy cups is known only to Coluan psychiatrist Ipsa Loquita...
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... who is secretly in love with daytime soap holo actress, Sulu Lucky...
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... who is well known for marketing her own brand of breakfast cereal, Sulu Lucky Charms ("They're magically incestuous!"). Sulu's brother, Chekov Lucky ...
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...continues to fail as a stand-up comedian but drives a cab owned by his landlord, Beelzebub Jones...
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...who is planning on opening a bar called Club Hell soon, which he hopes will put all the other Legion World night spots out of business. The club will feature exotic dancing by galaxy-famous vixen Hella Hott....
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...who is actually a robot under the control of a revolving group of AI's who've bought into a time share package put together by RL Vacations! top salesperson, Ian Zapper...
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...who unbeknownst to his coworkers has the power to incinerate insects upon contact. His cousin Zach Zapper...
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...actually was killed years ago in a tragic Super Moby Dick of Space traffic incident and has been replaced by the legendary spy, Brek Double...
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...who is now studying at the Legion World Cooking and Hospitality Institute, where he's majoring in Continental Breakfast Buffets. When not balling the melons he often hangs out with his best friend Flarg Klepper...
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...whose super-power is to know which line will take the longest. Flarg's industrialist father, Werner Klepper ...
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...made a fortune in electric dog polishers, but had to pay massive alimony to his ex-wife, Mix Matches...
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...who engaged in a torrid three-way affair with Lard Lad and Lala McKootchens...
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...the smart and savvy secretary of billionaire playboy Mike Hunt who made his fortune...
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...selling alt-IDs to/from Abin, Cobie, STU, Lardy and Rocky. Hunt lives in mortal fear of his own half-sister Wilhelmina Lazarus McCauley, because of her banned-in-five-star-systems skills and talents of...
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...preparing all sorts of creative things with zucchini, teabags and baling wire. Meanwhile, her high-school classmate Bootsie Wade had set up a business manufacturing and distributing...
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...Toe Socks! Made with 100% actual toes. Her biggest investor, Eddy Minitae...
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...was formerly a sculptor of a figurine line exclusively consisting of sexual organs representing chess pieces. No'lif At'all, Legion World's chess champion owns a complete collection of Eddy's figurines and also...
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...is a major depositor at the Legion World Sperm Bank, who's president Splash Dripple...
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...secretly dated Thora of Taltar. Because of this, Thora was being blackmailed by Evillo of Tartarus' cousin, Tello who is known on Legion World for...
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never being able to keep a secret. This was strange because his cousin, TartRus of Evillo had never been able to...........
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....stomach tartar sauce for some reason but kept the secret to his grave. TartRus's undertaker Philly Nekro....
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... takes pleasure in switching corpses. Burying John Smith in Bill Jones' grave and vice versa. Assisting Nekro in this task is cosmetologist Vice Versa...
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...who really liked "Ishtar"! Also a fan of "Ishtar" was Vice's girlfriend Lalapa Luza, who....
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...was fired from her job at Bouncing Boy's Burger Bonanza for spitting in the chili cheese fries of Dohn O'Dhell, a man known for his...
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...hobby of performing the Morris Dance of Space at entirely the wrong season. Another member of his dance troupe, Lizar Dinah...
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Prefers to dance the sailors hornpipe in the company of Lord Horatio Codswallop and a number of.......
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...his Supergirl who survived "Five Faces of Death" and are Horatio Codswallop's background singers. Supergirl Robot SG-l, in particular....
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...had nothing to do with Legion World's top psychic, Madame Zordell. Madame Zordell was also known for...
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...running a psychic brothel, which are designed to give great mindf***s! Her best psi-hooker Brainy-whack 69...
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... lies in a coma at Legion World General Hospital, where noted ambulance chaser Dewey Cheetum ...
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...was observed leaving her room zipping up his pants. He was chased off by Dr.Britta Von Svexxx...
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Chief of Gastroenterology, whose marriage to sewer worker, Nor Tun ...
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...was annulled due to a time paradox perpetrated by Owltuh Teim....
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..the mailroom clerk at the World Headquarters Of Renegade Evolutionists. The Director of which is Ineeda Mann...
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...who reproduces asexually, as do all those of her race. One of Ineeda's many offspring Manonn Mann....
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has an egg fetish. He regularly buys his eggs from Humphrey Dunphy who....
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spent time living on a planet inhabited by sentient oil. One native of which, Ola Krysko...
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composed an epic poem about the War between Omega 3 and Omega 6. This always brought tears to the eye of Seeno Evel...
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a high-level bureaucrat who squanders untold hours researching obscure facts via the search-engine of space. Recently, he stumbled in to the holo-blog of Ophelia Payne . . .
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... Legion World's Shakespearean paparazzo. She recently snapped a picture of Hamlet Montague...
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...who's been convicted of rampant necrophilia by the Security Office. The arresting officer, Pys Tof.....
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made a name for himself in The Great Inflatable Doughnut case. His partner, Flud Gates...
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never got over his humiliating defeat on Jeopardy. The winner that night, Winsome Cash . . .
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...recently had his marriage anulled due to the fact that his wife was discovered to be a very moldy meatloaf. The biohazard worker who disposed of her, Gar Bageman...
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was a disbarred lawyer who was stalking a former client, Tanya Sleez...
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...was a former Miss Legion World. The runner-up, Missy Royz...
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publicly aspired to teach space geography to young children but secretly was involved in the intergalactic arms trade, working for Maxxie Nova...
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...who failed out of cosmetology school due to an incident involving nail clippers and hair cream. The owner of the hair cream company, Rod Blorsky...
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is actually bald! His business partner, Harry Butt...
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...died from a Nair overdose. His widow, Schweddi Butt...
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...is deathly allergic to anything containing the letters "a", "b", or "q". Her doctor, Ima Qwak...
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..received her medical degree from the Medical Correspondence School and Rodeo Clown College...of Space! Another graduate of the MCS&RCC of S, Ternyerhedd Ankoff...
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...is neither a doctor or a Rodeo Clown, but is a mime who has spent the last 6 years trying to get out of an invisable box. The president (and sole member) of his fan club is Candy Kaines...
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...heiress of the Kaines Carob fortune. Ms. Kaines' arch-rival and best friend is girl next door Bet-Te-Ann Summers...
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...who's not really a girl, but a blob of protoplasmic goo from another dimension. Her teacher in Human Studies, Professor Homo S. Apiens...
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...spends three weeks every winter on Summer world studying the mating habits of the average galactic citzen. However, his common-law wife, Crystal Ball...
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...was the leader of the Great Space-Gypsy Rebellion of year 2948. Her acolyte, Starre Pupel...
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...wasn't really in it for the revolution, man--she was just hoping to find good husband material! Instead, she found Hanz Fuul.....
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...official Legion World glove manufacturer - Hands fill a Hanz Fuul! That slogan was penned by McMahon & Tate employee, Durwood Stefan...
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who kept 247 goldfish and knew each one's name. He was in love with Gem Fatale...
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... a virgin with a heart of sludge. Gem roomed with Hootchie Hut waitress Bunny Askew...
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...who's secretly in love with her sister's friend's brother's cousin's ex-boyfriend, Joe Schmuck...
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Who is in no way related whatsover to Joboy, Except that they once both slept with the same doorman at the Kirby Plaza Casino, Reginald J Mack Slaughter, or Reggie for short....who....
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... fell into a coma. He has been at the Legion World Medical Center for 13 years now, under the care of Nurse Anita Feelgood...
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who likes to read stock market quotes to her patients. She has amassed a nice nest egg with the help of her broker, Mango Chutney....
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the anorexic dwarf Pakistani billionaire who was once exposed in a scandalous you tube video with Barbara Seville...
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... star of the Legion World Opera production of John Waters "Hairspray". Ms. Seville's stand-in was Alice Wainscotting who ...
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...had secretly the borne the child of Ryyng Tayyl, a sentient flying lemur from planet Maad Agazkkaar...
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...who fought in an epic battle that lasted centuries and destroyed many galaxies, along with the LMBP's snack machine. His opponent, See Lean Deeawn...
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... owned two apartment complexes. One was inhabited by tenants who had zany madcap situations usually caused by miscommunication. The other complex's tenants became dramatically involved in each other's lives. Anna Muss lived in...
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"the other complex" where she frequently stole Y.N. Spritzer's garbage. Y.N. was...
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... considered Legion World's most exclusive recluse. Some people even think he is a made up member of Legion World to trick newcomers. He was last seen 35 years ago by Bveojn ag Onm, who is known for...
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...having a really hard name to pronounce! Bveojn's sister Simone, however...