Gemma, the Carrggite Gymnist, well-known as personnal trainer to the LMB.
Turns out Gemma is actually heavily addicted to lotus fruit and group sex.
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There is that microscopic family that emigrated to Legion World from Kandor - the Vents
Husband: Ad-Vent His lovely wife: Con-Vent Their slacker oldest son: Air-Vent Their just entering adolescence daughter: Pre-Vent and their precocious boy: In-Vent
Ad-Vent works in construction
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Oddly enough, Con-Vent is still a virgin. How they have three kids remains a preplexing mystery to many Legion Worlders.
There is also of course Bonita Bundchen, who is Matlock's personnal administrative assistant at the Office of Security. Some say she could have been a space holo-model if she wanted to...but her immense crush on Matlock won't let her stop being his gal Friday.
Of course, her brother Feo is kind of weird...
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...because he tends to wear pants. But as the Legion World Psychiatric Association has yet to classify this behavior as a mental illness, we must show tolerance.
Legion World's janitor Dohn Rhon is from Phlon. He really enjoys...
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...Grey Poupon (which is a brand of a kind of mustard called Dijon)! Apparently there is a Cult of Grey Poupon (whose membership includes Dohn Rohn and Paula Zahn) which conspires to overthrow regular mustard, mon!
Dohn's brother Juan...
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...has a meth lab set up in the room beneath the Office of Security. He also really enjoys knitting and can crank out a couple hundred sweaters a day.
He was dating Umoo Redux, a torch singer from Shwar. They broke up because Umoo...
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...has an unusual fondness for diet cola served at room temperature, which Umoo also appreciates. Marmo's brother Larlo Isbonolo...
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...has three legs and only one arm. His boss at the cardboard box factory, Wachme Bloemhard...
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...was once voted Mayor of Legion World during one of the many times of crisis, though she could not finish her term due to a horrid case of space-crabs given to her by Legenedary United Planets venturian walking money investor Trip Morgna...
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... also known for playing the ponies. How he is able to get the ponies into frilly dresses and sip tea from toy cups is known only to Coluan psychiatrist Ipsa Loquita...
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... who is well known for marketing her own brand of breakfast cereal, Sulu Lucky Charms ("They're magically incestuous!"). Sulu's brother, Chekov Lucky ...
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