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...died from a Nair overdose. His widow, Schweddi Butt...
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...is deathly allergic to anything containing the letters "a", "b", or "q". Her doctor, Ima Qwak...
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..received her medical degree from the Medical Correspondence School and Rodeo Clown College...of Space! Another graduate of the MCS&RCC of S, Ternyerhedd Ankoff...
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...is neither a doctor or a Rodeo Clown, but is a mime who has spent the last 6 years trying to get out of an invisable box. The president (and sole member) of his fan club is Candy Kaines...
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...heiress of the Kaines Carob fortune. Ms. Kaines' arch-rival and best friend is girl next door Bet-Te-Ann Summers...
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...who's not really a girl, but a blob of protoplasmic goo from another dimension. Her teacher in Human Studies, Professor Homo S. Apiens...
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...spends three weeks every winter on Summer world studying the mating habits of the average galactic citzen. However, his common-law wife, Crystal Ball...
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...was the leader of the Great Space-Gypsy Rebellion of year 2948. Her acolyte, Starre Pupel...
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...official Legion World glove manufacturer - Hands fill a Hanz Fuul! That slogan was penned by McMahon & Tate employee, Durwood Stefan...
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... a virgin with a heart of sludge. Gem roomed with Hootchie Hut waitress Bunny Askew...
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...who's secretly in love with her sister's friend's brother's cousin's ex-boyfriend, Joe Schmuck...
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Who is in no way related whatsover to Joboy, Except that they once both slept with the same doorman at the Kirby Plaza Casino, Reginald J Mack Slaughter, or Reggie for short....who....
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