Part of a nearby wall collapses. Through the dust and debris a large hulking figure can be seen in shadow. Is it that fun-loving animated pitcher of sweet fruit flavored drinks or something more ominous?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Just look at all that debris and plaster falling into the Kool-Aid. Er...you want me to drink that? Is it safe?* . . . . . *Stolen from Dane Cook
[ March 22, 2008, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Ever wonder who would win in a fight- Kool Aid guy or the Hawaiian Punch dude?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Maybe they would fall in love, instead?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Kool-Aid is 2 parts water, 1 part poison and 7 parts evil, according to Pat Robertson or Steven Colbert. If they say so, it must be true.
Posted by Teronna on :
I think Cobie's Kool-Aid has a 4th ingredient. But you didn't hear that from me...
Posted by Ram Boy on :
"Basically, he's just like that annoying waiter who keeps interrupting your meal to ask if you need more ice water or fresh salsa, except 2000lbs heavier, twice as perky, and strong enough to snap cinder blocks with his..." - gotta love that
[ March 21, 2008, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: Ram Boy ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I decided to turn this into a tag-team story. So this is being moved to Bits
*as the dust settles, out steps Mammoth, founding member of the Fearsome Five.*
If you ever want to see your Beloved Kool-Aid Man again, you'll rescue my sister Selinda!