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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Er, maybe some nice dress clothes to look more distinguished?
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Half a toupee!
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
bionic penis
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Half a moustache
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
You people are all crazy, or else totally jealous. Nothing is cooler than a guy with a creepy skeletal mechanoid side! Nothing.

[fans self]

Unless it's a double date with a guy with a creepy skeletal mechanoid side AND his BFF with a giant axe.

'Scuse me. I need to be alone with my thoughts for a while.
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Put Validus in a baby carriage!

Chicks totally dig single fathers!
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
I'm thinking a monocle in his normal eye. He'd look very gentleman-like.
 

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Posted by Dev Em on :
 
Phantom of the Opera Mask.
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
But covering which side?
 

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Posted by Dev Em on :
 
That's up for debate.
 

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Posted by Dev Em on :
 
Interchangeable accessories for his hand.
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Bright colored metallic paint
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Teach him to cook.
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Money. Lots and lots of money.
 

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Posted by Kid Quislet on :
 
Synthetic oil - for a reduction in the breakdown of viscosity.
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Dancing lessons
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
A well-dressed humanoid with a brain bubble is always appealing to the opposite sex -



- am I right?
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
^^^ Thread title comprehension FAIL. ^^^
 

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Posted by Mattropolis on :
 
Steroids and spare parts...
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Tharok's Stalker-y crush on Firestar is so cute!
 

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Posted by Sketch Lad on :
 

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Originally posted by Dev Em:
Interchangeable accessories for his hand.

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lol!
 

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Posted by Sketch Lad on :
 
He'd need to download a sense of humor into the robot half of his brain. Women like a sense of humor. Obviously, there's no hope for the human half of his brain to become funny.
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
I wonder how much money he could make off of whatever secret he uses to hold up the clothes on the right half of his body without having clothing on the left half?
 

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Posted by Sketch Lad on :
 
Grell Brand sticky clothes!
 

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Posted by lil'rhino on :
 
Tharok es muy FEO!!
 

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Posted by Sketch Lad on :
 
fugly
 

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Posted by lil'rhino on :
 
Coipel's Tharok was kinda sexy!

 

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Posted by Lone Wolf Legionnaire on :
 
Computo technolgy downloaded into his mainframe, so he can hook up on chat lines.
 

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Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Tharok may have been quite the stud before his accident. He certainly had the legs for it. He was totally rocking those short shorts and still wore them on his human half.
 

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Posted by DrakeB3004 on :
 
Top hat - any man looks good in a top hat...
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Tatoo?
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Tatoo?
 

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Posted by cleome46 on :
 
Cobie says Tatoo
Cobie says Tatoo

Tatoo, Tatoo
Tatoo, Tatoo

Let's call the whole thing off
 

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Posted by cleome46 on :
 
And come to think of it, Tharok should totally don a tux, purchase a piano, and become a boite singer a la the great Bobby Short!
 

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Posted by Power Boy on :
 
All Violent Cyborg Dating Sites!


 

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Posted by Power Boy on :
 
He's just been looking for love in all the wrong places ...




[ June 30, 2012, 01:46 PM: Message edited by: Power Boy ]
 

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Posted by Kid Quislet on :
 
Armor All (for that "new car" aroma the chicks dig)
 

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Posted by Power Boy on :
 
Maybe he should state which way "IT" was hanging when he was divided into cyborg and human halves.
 

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Posted by Power Boy on :
 
Replace his robot half with a probe half ... Is artificial blue skin less creepy than robot parts?


 

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Posted by Power Boy on :
 
... by not being a member of a murderous terrorist organization alongside people who call themselves "Empress", carry axes, destroy planets, or are screaming lightning blasting giants.
 

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Posted by lowercase mllash on :
 

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Originally posted by lowercase mllash:
bionic penis

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Originally posted by lowercase mllash:

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Originally posted by lowercase mllash:
bionic penis

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How awful!!!

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