Scenario: Pov’s rich Uncle Fister sadly passes but leaves Pov billions of dollars; meanwhile, Cobie’s Wall Street connections help him steal all that AIG bonus money so the American tax-payer gets screwed but Cobie walks off with billions. Rather than spend the money on anything beneficial to society, Cobie and Pov team up and buy DC Comics and take it private once again. Immediately, they install a new policy of hiring all of their LMB friends as writers, artists and editors for a small “Line” of comics. While most of the rest of DC stays the same, this new line launches a few titles at first and will grow substantially no matter what sales look like. This ‘Line’ is called the All-Star Line, as Pov and Cobie co-opt that name in tribute to the greatness of “All-Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder”.
First up:
All-Star Super Friends #1 – May, 2009 “We’re the Goddamn Super Friends” by Frank Miller, Cobalt Kid and Lash Lad – In a world full of corruption, moral indecency and the constant need for attention, a group of heroes take to the skies to remind people to shape up—or face extinction!!! Featuring the Übermensch himself, Superman, and the woman he secretly yearns for, Wonder Woman! Will these two ignite a love that will rock the world—or end up killing each other? Also, wait until you see the Goddamn Batman meet…the mother-fucking Aquaman! Possible incestuous Marvin & Wendy return, along with that always lovable Wonderdog. Only the mind of Frank Miller could bring you the Goddamn Super Friends, where the villains of the series are you, the readership!!!.
All-Star The Atomic Knights #1 – May, 2009 “Apocalypse Yesterday” by Grant Morrison, Eryk Davis Ester and Dean Lee – Its 2009 and life is grand. Or is it? Sgt. Gardner Grayle begins to uncover an alarming mystery: did Earth actually experience World War III in 1986 and undergo a nuclear catastrophe? Is almost all life on this world dead and gone? Are we all experiencing delusions via a group consciousness functioning only online that refuses to acknowledge outside that our very windows a nuclear winter rains down upon us and giant monsters are creeping into our bedrooms to suck the brains out of our airs and eat our children? Are we simply cattle ready for the slaughter while the Communist Aliens who won WWIII devour us at their own convenience? Only the Atomic Knights will know for sure—and can save us!
All-Star Green Arrow #1 – May 2009 “The Wilt Chamberlain of Superheroes” – They say Wilt Chamberlain had sexual intercourse with over 20,000 women. Well in the DCU, where there are fictional cities, there are many more women than in the real world. And Green Arrow plans on sleeping with everyone of them! Watch, as Green Arrow beats up drug dealers and political fat-cats! Gasp, as Green Arrow proclaims his lefty liberal agenda, all the while making millions in tax deductions through his charities! Choke, as Green Arrow encounters female after female who by all means hates his very guts—and then totally scores, dude! Plus, why is Conner Hawke trying to kill Green Arrow?
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All-Star Canon Fodder #1. Written by Geoff Johns & Tamper Lad. Art by various. A brilliant take on how to use the DC canon, as cannon fodder of course. Remember all those characters that appeared in only a story or two back in the day, well they're back but not for long. Presented as a series of self-contained stories that when read as a story arc create a pistache of DC excellence. We begin where it all began: Someone is killing Golden Age characters in most gruesome ways.
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quote:
"pistache"... ?
It's a comic book ! It's a gelato flavor !!
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Aaanyway...
All-Star Legion of Frigidaires #1. Frank Miller, Howard Chaykin & cleome. -- Bare midriffs, teeny tiny miniskirts, thinly-disguised homophobia/homoeroticism, lots of mascara plus glossy-lipped facial expressions[sic] that you could find on a 9.99 inflatable "date," anatomically impossible butt-shots and sexxxxxeeee deaths. Lots of them. Hey, it's not our fault that chicks don't dig comics. Really, they're just not into 'em cuz' we're from Mars 'n sh#t. Just shut up and buy it, jaggoffs.
(Wizards gave it five... uh, "thumbs" up.)
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All-Star Green Arrow #2 - Having slept with every female in the DCU, Green Arrow turns his attention to the love he's been avoiding all his life: Hawkman. But what does Hawkgirl have to say about it? And will Chuck Austen really try to push for a Green Arrow, Hawkman, Hawkgirl, Black Canary orgy sequence? You're damn right he will! Its the issue you can't miss! Plus, a new back-up feature by Cobalt Kid starring Roy Harper and Cheshire--watch as Roy succumbs to a heroine relapse and goes on a globe-trotting genocidal sex-crazed rampage with his baby mama! Cheshire's desire for Roy is so strong she can't kill him...but she sure can kill everyone else!
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All-Star Power of SHAZAM #1 - Legendary celebrity Paris Hilton joins DC Comics and teams-up with Cobalt Kid and Frank Miller to bring you the sexiest reimagining of the Shazam Family EVER! For decades, they've been known as the wholesome corner of the DCU. Now, watch as Fawcett City becomes the den of sleeze, sex and upskirt panty shots. It all begins with boy prostitute Billy Baton's refusal to give into the crushing nature of society, as he turns to drug-pusher Shazam for a combination of seven different highs that totally transform him into Captain Marvel! Soon, a young addict stripper named Mary Marvel and Irag war disabled veteran Freddy Freeman join the young man in their quest to turn Fawcett City into a place where the party is like Ancient Eygpt: loud music, cool-ass animal headed deities, and groovy dance moves! Also featuring an escaped tiger from the Fawcett City Zoo named Tawnky Tawny, who is either the most gruesome killer the city's ever seen--or the return of the Messiah himself! Only the hit-team of Hilton, Cobalt and Miller would dear take it this far!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
All-Star Zero Crisis Hour #1 Star writers Geoff Johns, Grant Morrison, Eryk Davis Ester, and MLLASH and a plethora of artists bring you the beginning of DC's stunningly innovative new series, which details, over the course of sixty issues, the strangest hour in the lives of our heroes! Each issue details the minute-to-minute reaction of our heroes to a time period in which there are absolutely no Crises that alter their continuity! What diabolical force could be behind this mysterious consistency? And will the very detailed backstory of each of our main characters established in this series last past the end of the Zero Crisis Hour? Keep reading!
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All-Star Zero Crisis Hour #2 In this issue, everything you thought you knew about Zero Crisis Hour turns out to be false! New writers Marv Wolfman, Mark Waid, Cobalt Kid, and Cleome are joined by superstar artist Justin Thyme (we bet you thought he was only a writer!) to present to you the issue that will change the All-Star DC Universe forever!
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All-Star Green Arrow #1 - Given the changes over All-Star Zero Crisis Hour, the All-Star flagship title relaunches! Yup, only two issues in and already a new #1! More details to follow with #2, but at this point, you might as well get it now with this super-hot #1 issue! Buy each of 10 alternate covers by that dynamic dynamo, Rob Liefield!
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All-Star Green Lanterns #1 Writer Dan Didio, Artist Quislet, Esq. Who is your favorite Green Lantern? Do you prefer the classic Hal Jordan? Has Kyle Rayner always been your Green Lantern? Does the any-thing-can-happen attitude of Guy Gardner suit you? Who doesn't like John Stewart? Now you can have them all in one. The Guardians have taken the four Earth Green Lanterns and merged them into one mega-Green Lantern. Will this signal the rebirth of the Green Lantern Corp or its demise? Something and a Green Lantern for everybody!!! Look for the limerick carefully incorporated into the artwork.
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quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: All-Star Canon Fodder #1. Written by Geoff Johns & Tamper Lad. Art by various. A brilliant take on how to use the DC canon, as cannon fodder of course. Remember all those characters that appeared in only a story or two back in the day, well they're back but not for long. Presented as a series of self-contained stories that when read as a story arc create a pistache of DC excellence. We begin where it all began: Someone is killing Golden Age characters in most gruesome ways.
This one is probably already in the works by DC as I type this. Peter, your phone should be ringing any minute...
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Color Crime #1
Not for the feint of heart! Meet The Red Chef, the gay Green Giant, the Yellow Kid and the Blue Bouncer as they struggle to solve The Mystery of the Monochromatic Mangler.
Guaranteed angst, melodrama abounds, hilarity ensues, don't miss out!
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All-Star Green Arrow #2 - Green Arrow battles his new arch-nemesis, Darkseid, through time and space! On the run, he travels back in time and disguises himself as Mark Anthony, the great Roman General! Watch, as he seduces Cleopatra with talk of democracy! Cry, as Cleopatra commits suicide thinking Green Arrow dead! Laugh, as Green Arrow reveals to have faked his death to trick Darkseid, although he feels pretty bad about Cleopatra dying. Smile, as Green Arrow beats up that right-wing nut Darkseid and returns to the present with his special boxing glove/time-travel arrow! All this and more by that lovable team of Frank Miller, Cobalt Kid, Paris Hilton and brand spanking new artist, Congo Bill! Yup, even our characters are now drawing for us!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
All-Star Scooby Doo #1- It's the long awaited incorporation of Scooby and the Gang into the DCU! This edgy new take on the classic series begins when a mysterious ghostly Great Dane begins appearing to Norville "Shaggy" Rogers, amatuer DJ and drug dealer at Mystery High, setting in place a sequence of events that leads to Shaggy teaming up with the beautiful Daphne, secretly the reincanation of the classic Greek nymph, Professor Ivo's latest android creation V.E.L.M.A., and Fred Jones, who is in reality Zook, former sidekick of the Martian Manhunter!
This first issue is by Casey Kassem and Yellow Kid, and also guest-stars Superman!
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All-Star Super Friends #2 - "The Goddamn Super Friends part 2" - Aquaman vs. Batman for the love of Wonder Woman! Meanwhile, why is Superman struggles with whether he wants to lead the Super Friends...or kill them! Plus, in this issue, witness the death of Marvin! All that and more brought to you by that groovalicious guest-creative team consisting of all of AIG's top executives!
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All-Star Wolverine #1 - Because we had a whole bunch of AIG cash left over, we bought Wolverine from that other company! And we figured who better to write and draw our newly acquired badass vigilante killer than someone who has quite a bit of experience with killing people himself, the legendary Charles Manson! Which DC Heroine will Wolverine sleep with this issue, and which will he kill? And what do the Beatles have to do with any of this? Be sure to have your local CBS hold this issue for you, because it's destined to be a classic!
Featuring alternate covers by O.J. Simpson and Matt Groening.
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All-Star Supergirl, Alanna Strange, Starfire, Aquagirl, Stargirl and Spark #1 - From the publisher that brought you All Star Superman (ASS) comes a product of much less merit. This series (ASS,ASS,ASS or ASS cubed) is a celebration of what else? ASS. This month, the girls infiltrate a gentlevillains club in Las Vegas where male supervillains jet off to get away from their wives and plot their villainy. Can the girls slip, slide and slither their way to the bottom of the nefarious plot to kidnap Hugh Hefner?
Art by Adam Hughes. A special promotional copy of this issue is distributed in the latest issue of Mr. Hefner's publication where Hugh's bunnies are dressed up as the heroines of this dynamic new series.
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All-Star Wolverine/Green Arrow #1 One is a liberal womanizing creep that likes to impale people with arrows. The other is a smart-ass talking toughguy that like to rip off people's heads. Watch as sparks fly and the "new" World's Finest team explodes onto the DCU, All-Star style! In this issue: Batman and Superman die! And wait 'til you see what happens to Robin!
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All-Star Super Friends #3 - "The Goddamn Super Friend Finale" by Cobalt Kid, his dog Pickles, Justin Thyme and Paris Hilton. The first Super Friends saga comes to an end in a shocking bait and switch! Given the recent events of Green Arrow/Wolverine, both Superman and Batman are dead! Marvin has been murdered by a crazy villain known only as Kite-Man! Picking up the pieces, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Wendy and Wonder Dog are joined by known other than: Green Arrow, Wolverine and introducing for the first time, Cobalt Kid! That's right--not since the Golden Age has such self-indulgence been seen in comic books as the writer writes himself into the series as the next big star!
All-Star Aqua-King! #1 - Spinning out of Super Friends, Aquaman ditches his moniker and assumes his place as Aqua-King, King of all the Seas and Oceans. First up: conquer all of continential Europe, because frankly, they've been asking for it for centuries! With his new place as King of most the world, Aqua-King at last sets his sights on his newest destination--that big ol' sea beyond the skies known as Deep Space!
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All-Star Zero Crisis Hour #3 - The all-Marvin issue! The lead story feature Marvin's experiences after his brutal murder at the hands of Kite-Man! Unfortunately, in the All-Star DC Universe, there is no afterlife, so this stroy is basically 16 blank pages! The seven-page backup features Wonder Dog dealing with his master's demise! Let's just say there's lots of digging involved!
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Green Lantern/Green Arrow Reunion Tour #1
The GL/GA team rides again! Ollie and Roy sucker convince Hal and Kyle to join them in a coast-to-coast trip to explore the meaning of America. Along the way they find Bruce Springsteen, a Rainbow gathering, Indian casinos, a crazy Kansas church cult, the minutemen, mountain top removal and a topless diner! America ain't what it used to be. Posted by cleome on :
All-Star Legion of Frigidaires #2. Pretty much the same as the first issue, except the re-animated corpse of Dave Stevens will be providing the art.
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All-Star Dead Superman/Batman #1 - Superman and Batman, having recently been killed by Green Arrow and Wolverine, return as undead zombies--and boy are they HORNY! "Eat me, and show me your 'World's Finest'! Oh no, not literally!! Eeeeeeeiiiihhh!!!" is brought to you by goddamn Frank Miller, Howard Chaykin and Lard Lad.
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quote:Originally posted by cleome: [b]the re-animated corpse of Dave Stevens will be providing the art.
I'm in. Anything by Dave Stevens, anyting at all. He could illustrate the phone book and I'd buy it..especially if Betty Page's number is in it.
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All-Star Super-Pets #1 On their own and rebranded as S.P.E.T.A. (Super Pets Endure to Avenge), Krypto, Streaky, Comet, Beppo and Proty II embark on a quest to eliminate animal abuse in the galaxy. No more faithful, drooling subservience - these animals are animals and they are out to kick sentient ass! Special Guest Star Scooby Doo! Written and drawn by the great Jack Kirby, communicating from the afterlife.
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All-Star Sinde #1 This fan favorite finally gets her own title. The story picks up from Superboy & the Legion of Superheroes #212. Sinde is on Asteroid 9 since her date with Cosmic Boy at that really great holo-pic. Our heroine spends the issue sitting by her holo-phone waiting for Cos to call her for a second date. Written by MLLASH and drawn by George Perez.
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All-Star Super Friends #4 - "First Comic Books, now the World" - with the new line-up in place of Aqua-King (Chair), Wonder Woman, Wolverine, Green Arrow, Wonderdog, Cobalt Kid and his girlfriend Wendy, the Super Friends kick the ass of every super-villain in the All-Star DCU (except Kite-Man ironically). What's next? Well, first the break out of their panel grids, beat the crap out of the creative team, and are now preparing to kill you, comic book fans! That's right, the story we always promised: the Super Friends versus the fans! Wait until you see what Wolverine does to you and your pet goldfish! All this and more by that lovable scamp, Bernie Madoff!
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All-Star Computos of Three Worlds #1 - The big yellow machine Computo and Venge-Computo combine forces to liberate 3boot Computo, who was cleverly disguised and in hiding throughout that series! Written by Cliff from the Doom Patrol with art by our Member of the Moment.
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quote:Originally posted by Yellow Kid: I'm in. Anything by Dave Stevens, anything at all. He could illustrate the phone book and I'd buy it..especially if Betty Page's number is in it.
Sadly, they cut corners when they hired the mad scientists for the resurrection. "New" Dave ended up without thumbs, along with a mysterious allergy that means he can only maintain physical contact with generic crayons. Pen and ink makes him return to his previous un-un-dead state.
But the corporation did save a fortune by going non-union. So there's that... Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
All-Star THEM! #1 - Top Hat, Moose Mama, and Pinto, set out on a slave-trading journey across America as they come across the Hemogoblin, the cross-dressing biker gang caled the Pink Angels, and a 1-900 company run by transgendered mummies.
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All-Star Hawk and Dove #1 Written by Madeleine Albright and Condolezza Rice, with art by Bill Kristol. From one creative mind who helped vastly exaggerate the extent of genocide in Bosnia in order to justify NATO intervention in the Balkan War, and another creative mind who helped vastly exagerrate Saddam Hussein's connection to international terrorism to justify the invasion of Iraq, we bring you this highly innovative new modern "bipartisan" political drama! Brothers Hank and Don Hall are on opposite sides of the political fence! Don is Liberal Interventionist Democrat, and Hank is a Neo-Conservative Republican! These boys disagree about everything, but especially about the reasons for using force in the international arena! Don thinks that we should only use violence for "humanitarian" purposes, whereas Hank thinks we should use violence only when necessary to achieve our "national interest"! In this first issue the brothers get into a heated debate, as Don wants to bomb the tiny country of Maltola in order prevent possible oppresion of the country's minority population, while Hank wants to bomb Maltola because they *might* be harboring terrorists!
This series is dedicated to bringing you *both* sides of such highly controversial political issues! Watch out for future issues, where our heroes debate the merits of starving a country into submission through blockades and embargoes versus just going ahead and invading! Inspired by real life events!
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All-Star Faceles Creature #1 - the cult favorite monster of the Silver Age gets his own comic book at last! So what does a creature whose had less than a dozen appearances in his history, can't really talk and basically just look really cool do in a series? Be a metaphor for American consumerism, greed and the euphoria of investment, that's whay! Watch as the Faceless Creature breaks into your home at night, eats your children, sets your house on fire and is mean to your dog! Watch as the Faceless Creature smashes across Europe and Asia and makes it look like you are responsible! Watch as the Faceless Creature steals the human capital of the entire world--and then watch as the Faceless Creature is...you. All this and more by that lovable creative team of former President George H.W. Bush!
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All-Star Scooby Doo #2 As the gang investigates reports of a strange ghostly bear creature that has been terrorizing Wall Street, the rest of the team begin to question Shaggy's sanity as he continues to talk of the ghostly Great Dane who appears to him! Meanwhile, Daphne and V.E.L.M.A. hook up with Wolverine and Green Arrow!
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All-Star Aqua-King #2 - Wolverine and Green Arrow guest-star! Its Aqua-King against the United Nations--so whose side will they be on?! Plus, Wonder Woman vs. Daphne and V.E.L.M.A. of the Scooby Doo Gang! Its 22 pages of splash page brawling!
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All-Star LMB/C.B.L.D.F. Fundraiser Special: Little Timmy Geithner, Secretary of the Treasury by day and secret Green Arrow fanboy by night, has expanded his control over financial institutions to include the comic book industry. Word on the street is that he's out for blood and going after the LMB All-Star line. Can a small private publisher defend itself against the might of central government? This Fundraiser Special includes 48 pages of bone-chilling, mind-blowing adventures from the lives of Pov and Cobie, Intrepid Boy Publishers!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
All-Star Wolverine #2 Written by a super-secret guest writer! This issue won't be coming out for another four and half years, but we're soliciting it now, anyway! Wolverine acts like a badass and sleeps around! Be sure to pick of all five alternate covers, shipping in a ratio of 27:15:13:6:1!
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All-Star Superman: the Man of Steel #1 - Superman might be dead but his legend lives on with the adventures of Cobalt Kid! Watch as the ultimate bait and switch is pulled and Superman fans are treated to an all Cobalt Kid adventure! Also guest-starring Argent, Mera, Alanna Strange, Phantom Girl and Arisia!
Posted by cleome on :
The Deputy Leader has no real authority as such, but I'm declaring this Best. Thread. Ever. anyway. Until further notice.
All-Star Legion of Frigidaires #3 - Special guest-artist Dave Sim ! Scantilly-clad Super-chicks sensuously/vacuously come back from the dead to eated men's brains ! Watch for the fabulous alternate cover featuring special guest artist John Gray !!!!
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All-Star Detroit Super Friends #1 Because you demanded it, we're spinning out a second version of this fan favorite All-Star Title, set in the great Mid-West! Who will be the members of this new version of the Super Friends? Wait and see! But, let's just say it wouldn't be an adventure in the Wolverine state if Wolverine didn't at least show up!
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All-Star Lil' Wolverine and Friends by Franz Kafka and Leo Tolstoy, art by Sigmund (sometimes a phallic symbol is just a phallic symbol) Freud. The humorous and precocious adventures of Wolverine and the rest of the Super Friends. Note: although this appears cartoony and out of continuity, this series definitely is within continuity. No Prizes will be given to the reader who can explain how some of the characters can be in costume and powered even though they didn't get their power until adulthood.
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All-Star Green Lanterns #2 All new creative team of Alan Greenspan and Paris Hilton. Building on the past success of issue #1, the new creative team takes the book in a totally unexpected direction. Nothing will ever be the same again (until the next creative team). It's Hot!
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All Star Superman #2 If Cobalt Kid has crossed over, can Lard Lad be far behind? The MEGA-SUPER-MOST-COLOSSAL-X-OVER-EVENT OF THE UNIVERSAL CRISIS starts right here!
We're keeping the creative team a secret, we're keeping the plot a secret, we're keeping everything a secret,Except This! Wolverine Vrs Everyday Girl TO THE DEATH!
That's right! One Wins, One Dies! You'll be shocked and amazed at the final scene in the MEGA-SUPER-MOST-COLOSSAL-X-OVER-EVENT OF THE UNIVERSAL CRISIS
Oh we're keeping the name and number of the book that scene appears in a secret too... So you have to buy everything to find it!
Bwah-Hah-Ha...
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All-Star Green Arrow and Speedy #1 -The story's not that good, and the characterizations are lacking, but they're drawn oddly with big chins, so it's okay!
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All-Star Secret Crisis #1 Written by Brian Michael Bendis, Art by Jim Lee -- If you think we've been wallowing in ugliness for it's own sake, you ain't seen nothing yet, because now we've got the guy who pioneered that style of story for our Marvelous Competition, which we've been ripping off for the past five years. It's Black Lightning as more of a demeaning stereotype than you've ever seen before! Wonder Woman berserk! The Secret Society of Super-Sadomasochists! Gore flows! Testosterone runs amok! Liberal politics delivered with such a heavy hand that even Green Arrow cringes! And everybody talks like characters from a bad Tarantino movie (like there's any other kind)!
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All-Star Legion of Frigidaires #4 - The Legion is hired to protect The Safe Brigade, which travels from planet to planet passing out contraceptives to needy locals. It's the Sexxxeee Undead Versus The Sacred Life Equation. Hijinks ensue. Special guest-artist Frank Thorne delivers the goods. No one will be seated during the amazing "Solar Succubi" finale !!
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[Brought back from the dead because of v v]
All-Star Legion of Frigidaires #5 - Special guest artists bring you a fantabulous view of what it's like to be women in a man's world. Uh, we don't know who the artists are yet, but we know they use lots of "adult film" pics as their "inspiration" and that's what's important. Oh, and each comic comes with a free x-tra small baby-tee and bottle of cologne. And a frilly crepe apron. In pink. Incredible funny-yet-poignant script by Whatsisname, who wrote that awesome screenplay where Mel Gibson (or was it Richard Gere?) plays a gynecologist. Order plenty!
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The Gynecologist #1 - First in an all-new line of comics aimed at being relevant and sensitive! Yet, fellas, don't worry, its really an attempt by an all-male creative team to be patronizing, sexist and to showcase women talking and thinking about sex all day long, since that MUST be what they do and stuff, right?
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The Gynecologist #2 - Special Take-Our-Daughters-To-Work-Day issue. Special guest stars Green Arrow, Speedy and Jim Gordon. You do the math. Fantabulous art by some guys we found who used to draw for Eros, back in the day. Special holographic fumetti variant cover featuring Howard "The New Comeback Kid" Stern!
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The Lesbian Librarian #1 - Spinning out of the hit series, the Gynecologist, Adam Hughes presents the Lesbian Librarian! We're not sure what the plot is, or why the supposedly nerdy librarian wears such short skirts, but hey, we're hip and relevant because we're using lesbians to make the world a better place, not because its an adolescent male fantasy or anything.
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All-Star Hawk and Dove #2 Uh oh! As this issue opens up, Hawk's aggressive tactics towards criminals have made him incredibly unpopular with the public, who decry his constant violation of civil rights! Dove tries to win back the affection of the public by repackaging Hawk's crimefighting techniques with better rhetoric to convince the public that they are actually legitimate! Meanwhile, Hawk accuses Dove of "endangering the people's safety" with his "reckless changes in crimefighting tactics"! Is Hawk really so stupid as to not realize what Dove is doing, or is this some Machiavellian attempt to make Dove's lack of actual policy change seem more legitimate? Like always, this stroy is inspired by today's hottest news stories! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Maybe my favorite thread ever?
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All-Star Young Heroes in Love #1 - finally, a DC comic book that caters to all the gay comic book fans out there!
Meet Blaze, his little brother Flamer, Blaze's boyfriend Radiant, and the dynamic diva called Empress. These young heroes fight crime when they're not fighting their attraction for each other!
Can Radiant turn down Party Girl's advances without destroying his social life? Can Blaze control himself when accosted by The Therapist? Can Flamer stop spying on Soapdrop Prison's men's shower? And can Empress remember which of his ex-boyfriends disappeared with his fabulous feather boa?
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