1. Filming a remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
2. As transportation for Tomato mites
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
3. To consume time.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I know a coupla fast, hot tomatoes that already have nice headlights, so why not? Posted by MLLASH on :
4. To pelt sewer rats with tomatoes without having to get too close to the sewer.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
5. Because your friend just took off in his onion-mobile and you want to ketchup.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
6. To begin phase one of building the mobile giant Bloody Mary.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
7. As a test model for Tomato Man's Tomato-Mobile.
[ March 06, 2005, 12:27 PM: Message edited by: Outdoor Miner ]
Posted by Pov on :
Wait, wait, wait... Lash is posting from Priscilla Presley's vagina???
HAND IN THE GAY CARD, MISTER!
(Sorry, Lashie... you KNOW I love ya, right??? )
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
8. Genetically engineered tomatoes will deliver themselves to your kitchen, without getting bruised or dirty by rolling on the ground.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
9. To help them escape from raccoons.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
because red is the must have colour for transportation this season. And as we also need a more eco friendly means of transport, this will kill two birds with one stone.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
11. because it is better than eating them. (I hate tomatoes)
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Tomatoes don't look right. On the outside they're fine. Tomatoes look lovely on the outside. But you look inside a tomato and something is wrong. Something has gone afoul inside a tomato. It doesn't look right, you know. It doesn't look like its finished yet for one thing. It looks like its in the larval stage or something. Its filled with seeds and a whole bunch of jelly looking stuff. Ugh. Get it off my plate! - George Carlin, Fussy Eater
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I agree with Quislet.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
12. Because tomato jet-propulsion just isn't really cost-effective.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
13. Because without wheels those tomato-skates are just really messy shoes.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
14. So you can rev up your V-8!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
15. To make a cheap float for the George Washington Carver parade.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
16. To maka Mario Andretti's mama 'appy that her son'sa eating right at worka.
Posted by Yellow King on :
17. Because they don't have feet.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
18. Because the voices in my head INSIST!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
19. Because they just look silly with those tank treads...
Posted by Queen B on :
To stop them from bruising when you roll them down the hill
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
21. To drive Reboot bonkers.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
22. Because we're all dying to see a tomato peel.
[ March 08, 2005, 02:00 PM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
23. Because it'll help you little scamps stop hitting the sauce.
Posted by MLLASH on :
All other tomato threads bow down to the original!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
24. Because adding wheels to tomatoes changes it from being an agricultural product to an industrial product. If I then put a microchip containing a poem on it it becomes a cultural product.
Thus I will be able to subsidize the production of my cultural/industrial product and put foreign tomato producers out of business because cultural products are exempt under the NAFTA agreement.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Yeah, STICK it to those crummy foreign tomato producers AKA "the MAN"!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jeepers! You're just trying to goad me into a lengthy discourse on the similarity between tomatoes and the postboot Legion, aren't you Lash?
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Jeepers! You're just trying to goad me into a lengthy discourse on the similarity between tomatoes and the postboot Legion, aren't you Lash?
When am I not doing that?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
This thread is in honor of Reboot, whose counter culture metaphors are beloved on Legion World!
And tomatos are a delicacy, like massage parlours and pcp-laced marijuana!
Posted by MLLASH on :
To roll them away from you before they make you sick...
Posted by MLLASH on :
To cart Danny Gokey's ass away from the AMERICAN IDOL finale.
To hopefully cart Coach's ass away from the SURVIVOR finale.
Posted by cleome on :
So those wheels on the vine can keep on turnin'!!
[sigh] Good Night, Mr. Steve Perry, wherever you are...
Posted by Reboot on :
29. To reclaim the meme you inadvertently started Posted by dedman on :
30. As a secret, last ditch weapon to use against Quis when he turns evil
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
31. Because it is still better than eating them.
Posted by Jerry on :
32. To enter them in the Big Red Fruit Derby at the county fair.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
33. With tobacco going out of favor, to transport them down the newly renamed Tomato Road.
Posted by dedman on :
34. Because the wheels were too small for watermelons
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
35. Toy for annoying child
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
36. Add a string to make a Yo-Yo-Tomato
Posted by cleome45 on :
37. Because my Father-In-Law just gave me a lucrative no-show job with his miniature radial tire business.
Posted by cleome45 on :
38. To help demonstrate the holiday marketing potential for that epic Cars/Veggie Tales crossover you'll be pitching in Hollywood next week.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
39. Because you're too lazy to carry them to the fridge.
Posted by Set on :
40. Because it's hard to keep them on the road, otherwise, once the nitrous kicks in.
Posted by cleome45 on :
41. To be prepared in case Wile E. Coyote decides to turn vegetarian.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
42. Modern art, dammit!
Posted by future king on :
43. Because if you didn't, um, err, they would roll away??
Posted by cleome45 on :
44. Because nobody said we couldn't!
Posted by cleome45 on :
45. Part of our new sustainable fuel plan: featuring olive oil left over from the last pressing of the olives!
Posted by future king on :
46. Because we have enough tomato sauce now, thank you very much.
Posted by cleome45 on :
47. To kill all hatchling tomato worms by removing their main nourishment source, thus assuring that Alastor's virus won't mutate said tomato worms into, uh... let's just say it wouldn't be pretty.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
48. Because 6 years later it is still better than eating them.
Posted by future king on :
49. Because cherry tomatoes are way too small to support the full weight of said wheels.
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