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Author Topic: Reasons to fit wheels to a tomato! MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       1. Filming a remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes 2. As transportation for Tomato mites -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       3. To consume time. From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       I know a coupla fast, hot tomatoes that already have nice headlights, so why not? From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       4. To pelt sewer rats with tomatoes without having to get too close to the sewer. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       5. Because your friend just took off in his onion-mobile and you want to ketchup. From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       6. To begin phase one of building the mobile giant Bloody Mary. From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Outdoor Miner Vote for Gates! posted                       7. As a test model for Tomato Man's Tomato-Mobile. [ March 06, 2005, 12:27 PM: Message edited by: Outdoor Miner ] -------------------- Legion World's Badwill Ambassador From: A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expanding Chicken Heart | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Pov Paraplegic tree sloth that's been sedated posted                       Wait, wait, wait... Lash is posting from Priscilla Presley's vagina??? HAND IN THE GAY CARD, MISTER! (Sorry, Lashie... you KNOW I love ya, right??? ) -------------------- "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me From: Up a Gumtree | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        8. Genetically engineered tomatoes will deliver themselves to your kitchen, without getting bruised or dirty by rolling on the ground. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        9. To help them escape from raccoons. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Faraway Lad Senator of the UP. Permanent Ambassador to the Court of Saint James posted                        because red is the must have colour for transportation this season. And as we also need a more eco friendly means of transport, this will kill two birds with one stone. -------------------- Faithfull From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        11. because it is better than eating them. (I hate tomatoes) -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lightning Lad Founder posted                          Tomatoes don't look right. On the outside they're fine. Tomatoes look lovely on the outside. But you look inside a tomato and something is wrong. Something has gone afoul inside a tomato. It doesn't look right, you know. It doesn't look like its finished yet for one thing. It looks like its in the larval stage or something. Its filled with seeds and a whole bunch of jelly looking stuff. Ugh. Get it off my plate! - George Carlin, Fussy Eater From: Utah | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       I agree with Quislet. From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Loser Lad Stressed posted                        12. Because tomato jet-propulsion just isn't really cost-effective. -------------------- The LMB Archives From: The Loser Cave | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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