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13. Because without wheels those tomato-skates are just really messy shoes.

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14. So you can rev up your V-8!
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15. To make a cheap float for the George Washington Carver parade.

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16. To maka Mario Andretti's mama 'appy that her son'sa eating right at worka.
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17. Because they don't have feet.
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18. Because the voices in my head INSIST!

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19. Because they just look silly with those tank treads...

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To stop them from bruising when you roll them down the hill

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21. To drive Reboot bonkers.
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22. Because we're all dying to see a tomato peel.

[ March 08, 2005, 02:00 PM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]

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23. Because it'll help you little scamps stop hitting the sauce.
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All other tomato threads bow down to the original!

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24. Because adding wheels to tomatoes changes it from being an agricultural product to an industrial product. If I then put a microchip containing a poem on it it becomes a cultural product.

Thus I will be able to subsidize the production of my cultural/industrial product and put foreign tomato producers out of business because cultural products are exempt under the NAFTA agreement.

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Yeah, STICK it to those crummy foreign tomato producers AKA "the MAN"!

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Jeepers! You're just trying to goad me into a lengthy discourse on the similarity between tomatoes and the postboot Legion, aren't you Lash?
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