Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Mysterious Cloaked Figure -- UNMASKED!!!

If it makes you happy, of course I'll say yes!


As for MCF... Say, does anyone know if MCF has disappeared with a bamf! yet?

Hee hee.

Powerful as he/she/it may be, MCF needs to use a spellchecker...

That doesn't implicate me though! Bad spelling is common, honest!

You know all this reminds of of someone from the LMBP past. I thought he had been defeated well before I joined and therefore never really took much notice. But when ever Lardlard, Loser Lad or Shady mentioned his / its name they looked worried.

I think the name was Dark Conan or some such thing. An enemy of such power that it took the entire might of the LMBP to defeat him. It was our luck that he had been weakened by a battle with the time mouse trapper

Gasp! Dark Conan is a long time enemy of the LMB, and of me in particulur! It was he and Dr. Albert Hoffman who torturing me brutally on two occasions...

...It's still hard for me to remember those times...

But I'm sure that Dark Conan is long gone, since I killed him. Sadly, this was one of the two times that I had to kill an enemy. For the full story, check out the "LMB Onevision: The Tale of Dr. Albert Hoffman".

But good call Far! He did take on the LMBP a few times, and Lardy, Loser and Shady helped fight him on numerous occasions!

*Gasp*!

What if it's Lardy, broken free of his imprisonment behind the Iron Curtain of Time and turned to the Dark Side of the Lardforce once again?

Or Pornis? Or the One Called the One? Or Lucifer Lass?

Uh... I think that's everyone in my crazy family!

<EVIL LAUGHTER>

Here is your fourth clue:

There is a reason that I specifically chose Poverty Lad, Cobalt Kid, and STU for the harshest punishment.

<disappears in a gust of gale-force winds>

Hey!

That last clue did it -- I've figured out Mysterious Cloaked Figure's identity!

MCF is really [XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX]

[ February 13, 2004, 09:35 PM: Message edited by: Mysterious Cloaked Figure ]

What the -- ?!

Um, can someone tell me just how MCF is able to edit my posts???

Let's try that again: MCF's secret identity is [XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX]

[ February 13, 2004, 09:36 PM: Message edited by: Mysterious Cloaked Figure ]

HOLY CRAP.

Well, maybe someone was able to see what I posted before MCF had a chance to edit it out... obviously I've figured out the secret...

Uhoh, STU's in big trouble now!

I think we'd better start beefing up the security around STU's mansion.

I volunteer to watch the game room.

Was that before or after the Great Reboot that landed us all on Legion World?

<EVIL LAUGHTER>

Here is your fifth clue:

I have been seeking revenge since the DC Message Board days.

<disappears in a flash of red-hot flames>

Um, I have a whole bunch of posts that'll get me into trouble . But know need to dredge up old flame wars that actually happened .

Someone seeking revenge since the old DCMB's that hates Pov, Stu and me? Well-learned? Who the hell could it be? Catherine the Great?

I don't dare risk attempting to reveal MCF's identity again just yet, because I suspect MCF will just come in and edit me.

But I *am* working behind-the-scenes with the LW powers-that-be to get around this annoying problem... and I think we'll get to the bottom of things very soon...

[a little pre-triumphant chuckling of my own]

Thanks to the help of some friends in high places, I now have the power to resist your nefarious editing, Mysterious Cloaked Figure.

And it's about time that we reveal the identity of the evil mastermind that has been behind all the chaos on Legion World for the last couple of weeks!

[STU rips off Mysterious Cloaked Figure's cloak, to reveal...]

<SCREAM OF RAGE>

I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling brats... and your STUpuppy!

Instead, I must suffer through yet another appalling indignity! I, the brilliant and scholarly Professor Phineas B. Fuddle, who have traveled far and near, and dined in the company of Emperors and Kings amongst my many Remarkable Worlds!

Wasn’t it enough that you defiled and desecrated my beautiful message board with your filth -- your disgusting, perverted stories about bestiality and the abuse of illegal substances? Your vile, debauched attempts at humor? I was forced to sit by, helpless and utterly humiliated, while you horrid brats ran amok through my board, spewing slanderous calumnies against me and my creator, the esteemed Boaz Yakin!

I thought I’d punished all of you, but somehow... somehow you were able to find a way around each of my cunningly-planned punishments! First, STU managed to see through the illusion that was pitting LMBPer against LMBPer! And then Poverty Lad and Cobalt Kid shrugged off the curses that had reduced them to blubbering beasts! And, in a final affront, LARDLAD surmounted the hex that had denied him access to Legion World for all these long months! (I chose not to punish MLLASH so harshly. My lacky, Rob Kamphausen, had already provided a lengthy banning! Plus, I must admit that I find MLLASH quite alluring on a physical level...)

<PBF stomps his foot in frustration>

Mark my words –- I’ll be back! And then you’ll be sorry! Boy, will you be sorry you ever messed with the likes of Phineas B. Fuddle!

<PBF makes an arcane gesture, then vanishes through a portal into one of his Remarkable Worlds>

If I had known that gesture would open up a teleport portal I would have used it more often.

Gasp!

Phineas B. Fuddle! I should have known! I can't believe it! And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those mangy dogs, bugs, robot-killers, super-heroes, martians, cats and hot mamas!

Nice work Stu! Now that we've learned his identity, we have nothing to fear anymore! We can hunt him down now, using our various powers! To think, after weeks of mystery, we finally have uncovered our enemy! And he has been planning this for two whole years!

Of course, this all begs the question: Where the hell is Kid Prime? (Eagerly awaits the Pocket Universe, where I'm sure he is... )