Legion World Forums LEGION CLUBHOUSE The Legion of Super-Heroes Long Live the Legion! Dialogue You'd Like to Hear in the WaK Legion, but Aren't Likely to...

All hail the new Legion leader, Tarik the Mute! {crowd roars}

A certain shapeless Antarean saying: "Sure, Saturn Girl is beautiful, but I'm not sure if I would want to be her lifelong companion. Even though we both communicate telepathically, there is something so ironically attractive about her having a voicebox. I think that's a deal breaker."

"I, Tarik the Mute, promise to uphold the principles of the Leg-- wait, did I say that out loud? Grife!"

"Hey! I thought you were a mute!"

"I can explain-- hey, what's that over there?" *runs*

As he takes down the leader of the LSV, Tenzil proclaims, "You've just become Tarik the Moot!"

Lemnos: "Then the lamp...?"

Supergirl: "- is just a lamp!"

Lemnos: "Curses!"

All: "Hahahaha!"

"Bouncing bollides!"
"Sizzling suns!"
"Poppin' planets!"
I know there have to be more Adventure era exclamations like that. I just can't think of any more. I'm at work, my mind is shut off until 5:30.

"Five Years Later..."

"Hey Supergirl, in order for you to become a full charter member, you have to tell us your 'secret origin!!'"

"Ummmm.. OK... where do I start.... I'm a 'protoplasmic matrix', the last daughter of an alternate Earth..."