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Cretinous Male Titans
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Please list all cretinous male Titans so that I-- Thora of Taltar-- may schedule them for merciless flogging.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Re: Cretinous Male Titans
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in season
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Roy's really gonna get it, isn't he?
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I'm sure Thora will share the wealth. After all there was also Hawk.
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Re: Cretinous Male Titans
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strange but not a stranger
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I think that Thora would view Don Hall as a cretinous male.
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Bold Flavors
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I'd have to say that Wally West has been cretinous on numerous occasions.
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Gar certainly turned a little cretinous during Arsenal's short-lived Zero Hour team. Either that or traitorous.
I confuse the two sometimes.
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Please verify the following Titans flogging severity list:
Roy-- Code Black Flogging (catatonia inducing)
Hawk-- Code Red Flogging (so painful he wishes he were catatonic)
Don Hall-- Code Pink Flogging (merciful)
Wally-- Code Orange Flogging (a flogging he won't soon forget)
Gar-- No Flogging (I-- Thora of Taltar-- find the little cretin amusing. He will be allowed to doze in my lap as I stroke his fur)
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Thora, how cretinous does Azrael or Mal Duncan rate on the Cretin-O-Meter?
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Danny Chase! Now Thora should have flogged that titchy twonk to death!
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Hey, man, I'm a laid-back surfer dude, man, so I don't qualify.
Wanna catch a pipe, Thora? I bet ya could do one without gettin' yer hair wet. I gotta spare board for ya.
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Originally posted by Thora: Gar-- No Flogging (I-- Thora of Taltar-- find the little cretin amusing. He will be allowed to doze in my lap as I stroke his fur) I'm assuming he will be a pussy at the time. ba-dump-bump!
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Azrael and Danny Chase-- Code White Floggings (rest in pieces)
Golden Eagle-- No flogging (I-- Thora of Taltar-- am quite attracted to his long hair)
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Long hair is always a turn, if maintained.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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I just love it when the Titans and LSH cross-over.
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I thought Hyperion was a VERY cretinous Male Titan...after all, didn't he try to get it on with Donna before she (or he, for that matter)discovered she was his daughter?
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