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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157938 08/15/10 11:48 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 169. Always reaches the supermarket checkout with nine flavors of ice cream in the cart, but with no recollection of how they all got there. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157939 08/15/10 11:53 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley 170. attends the police academy, hoping to be a professional continuity cop. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157940 08/15/10 05:58 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple 171. You believe Alt. ID. is the name of some sort psychological disorder And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157941 08/15/10 07:48 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster 172. On your resume, you list "Threadkiller" as an achievement. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157942 08/16/10 12:09 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley 173. On your resume, you list "A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expanding Chicken Heart" as your address. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157943 08/16/10 03:57 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer 174. You don't have a resume, because you think you run a café that serves everything for free. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157944 08/16/10 07:38 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 175. Bringing a ring to the mechanic's shop for repair, instead of to the jeweler. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157945 08/16/10 08:11 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies 176. You tell someone to freeze and, for a split-second you expect them to become encased in ice. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157946 08/16/10 11:59 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley 177. You use lingo like Sprock, Nass and Florg in real life. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157947 08/16/10 09:03 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 178. Going to a department store kitchenware section and asking the salesperson, "Does this juicer work on Kono fruit, too?" Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157948 08/17/10 03:35 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer 179. Wonder why Superman didn't show up when that dam collapsed. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157949 08/17/10 06:26 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 180. You profess not-entirely-ironic admiration for Pamela Des Barres. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157950 08/17/10 06:39 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster 181. You like her just because you like the name "Des Barres." Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157951 08/18/10 09:29 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 182. Calling the temp agency to inquire if you should report to work during Klordny, and if not will you be paid for your time off? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157952 08/19/10 06:05 AM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 183. Not one but two -- TWO! -- George Michael karaoke threads!! Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157953 08/19/10 07:28 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... 184. You're disappointed in the lack of Andrew Ridgeley karaoke threads. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157954 08/19/10 07:40 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 185. Drawing Legion tryout fan art where all the rejects look like Andrew Ridgeley, John Oates, and Art Garfunkel. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157955 08/19/10 07:54 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley ...and Jim Messina. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157956 08/19/10 07:57 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster 186. Thinks that a band featuring Andrew, John, Art, and Jim might have enormous commercial possibilities. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157957 08/19/10 07:58 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 187. Titles debut LP, "Sympathy For The Sidekick." Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157958 08/19/10 10:47 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society 188. Quits job to follow The Sidekicks on their world tour. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157959 08/21/10 07:12 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 189. Writes a Letter to the Editor demanding that square tomatoes be brought back on the market. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157960 08/21/10 07:53 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island 190. inability to understand the relationship between the numbers 27 and 190. Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157961 08/21/10 10:33 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 191. Insistence that the LMB sandwich (lettuce, mutton, and banana) will one day supplant the BLT in the deli hierarchy

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #157962 08/22/10 12:33 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 192. Launches campaign to market "The LMB" at St*rb*cks franchises all over the world. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*