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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158238 01/03/11 04:50 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario 445. Re-reads his entire collection of Legion books once again ... this time, in an effort to humanize his heroes from the future more, tries to see if he can see any of them going to the bathroom at any point in the last 50 years.

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158239 01/03/11 03:13 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World Lucifer07 Active Lucifer07 Active Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World 446. Told my Girlfriend the wedding can only be held on Mars with a guest list of The Legion, The Subs, Heroes of Lallor, The Wanders, Martian Manhunter, and Superboy and Supergirl. And All LWBM. (I know, I know, went overboard with All LWBM!) I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158240 01/03/11 04:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster 447. Misses Luci's wedding because someone has to stay on duty at headquarters. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158241 01/03/11 07:36 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society 448. Sets hair aflame because it looked so cool on Fire Lad. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158242 01/04/11 01:55 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 449. When confronted with 4th quarter performance numbers, breaks down and confesses, "Yes, it's true. I am... Productivity-Falls-Off Boy."

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158243 01/04/11 02:07 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World Lucifer07 Active Lucifer07 Active Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World 450. Tells son that no college can match the experience he can get at "The Legion Academy"... I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158244 01/04/11 10:05 PM Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,105 38.24, -122.03 K Klar Ken T5477 Leader Klar Ken T5477 Leader K Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,105 38.24, -122.03 Still pathetically trying to recruit for the Substitute Legion of Substitute Message Board Posters: http://www.substitutelegionworld.com “I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158245 01/04/11 10:07 PM Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,105 38.24, -122.03 K Klar Ken T5477 Leader Klar Ken T5477 Leader K Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,105 38.24, -122.03 Disappointed that Miraculin is not the generic for Miraclo. “I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158246 01/04/11 10:08 PM Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,105 38.24, -122.03 K Klar Ken T5477 Leader Klar Ken T5477 Leader K Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,105 38.24, -122.03 Still insists this is the year 2011, despite the obvious lack of jetpacks, hoverboards, and sentient robots. “I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158247 01/05/11 08:00 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario 454. Wonders if Lady Gaga secrectly gets her inspiration for all the different platinum blonde wigs she wears from Dream Girl.

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158248 01/05/11 10:36 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster 455. Lists Scourge of a Distant Galaxy on resume. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158249 01/05/11 01:32 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,369 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,369 Liberty City 456. When filling out employment applications, when confronted with the question of whether one has ever been convicted of a crime, wonders whether being jailed for crimes one might commit in the future counts.

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158250 01/05/11 07:53 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society 457. Asks doctor to send him to the Phantom Zone until there's a cure when diagnosed with food poisoning. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158251 01/06/11 10:55 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,369 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,369 Liberty City 458. Won't let kids do homework for fear of their altering history.

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158252 01/06/11 12:16 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 459. Doesn't understand why they got called into the boss' office for THAT talk after repeatedly using the phrase "speed force" in front of customers all the time. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158253 01/06/11 10:45 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society 460. Wants to call up his pet and talk to it. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158254 01/07/11 01:52 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World Lucifer07 Active Lucifer07 Active Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World 461. Using shredded pictures of Chlorophyll Kid as fertilizer for my house plants. If successful will start my own company "Ral Lardy Benem Inc." our slogan, "We make poo work for you." I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158255 01/07/11 05:00 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario 462. Thinks a new reality show about contestants creating a new Legionnaire actually has a chance of making it in next fall's prime time schedule.

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158256 01/07/11 08:30 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 463. Writes tell-all, hard-hitting book about U.P. politics and social mores: Green/Blue/Orange Like Me. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158257 01/07/11 08:31 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Quote Originally posted by Chief Lardy: 460. Wants to call up his pet and talk to it. 463. Refers to intelligent, compassionate animals as "it". The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158258 01/07/11 02:15 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society 465. Becomes actor Ralph Macchio's bodyguard because "Giffen's after you next!" Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158259 01/07/11 02:17 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society 465a. Also has some buddies keep an eye on Hilary Swank and Jaden Smith. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158260 01/07/11 05:33 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World Lucifer07 Active Lucifer07 Active Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World 466. Drafted a detailed request to move the United Nations Complex to the Dwarf Planet Ceres and rename it Webers World. I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158261 01/08/11 06:06 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 467. Butchers classic country tune so it's now called "Flight Ring of Fire." Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality #158262 01/09/11 06:27 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario 468. "Darkseid of Kathoon" cover songs for Pink Floyd tribute band.