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469. Writes a grant proposal to Monsanto for help in breeding a newer, more delicious species of Elvabird.
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470. Doesn't realize until it's too late that there was a hiccup on the previous page and now our numbering is off!
471.[restorative white noise goes here]
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472. Writes FB entry bragging about having repaired this thread's count.
472a. Is not even on FB at the time the entry is written.
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Wanderer
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473. Just got the Pepto "Bismoll" joke in the last week.
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474. Volunteers to moderate the Titans forum, but only if given a "Mad Mod" alt-ID!
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475. Is bust reading "The Dawn Star" book series desperately waiting for the part when the Legion approaches our romance heroine.
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476. Throws away pruning shears and lawnmower, thinking that one's superpowers make them totally unnecessary. 
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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477. Discusses the merits of various slash fictions, including Martin/Tim (My Favorite Martian), Ricky Ricardo/Fred Mertz and Arby's Hat/Hamburger Helper Helping Hand.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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478. Names a series of casseroles after legendary LMB posters.
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479. You are developing a code for other LMBers using names from the Bible.
Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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480. Are looking forward to cracking the code.
Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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481. Writes a frothing letter to the CEO of a major supermarket chain, demanding to know why the toy-vending machines out front of the local store don't have any costume jewelery flight rings available.
481b. Also why that glass box where you can try to grab a plush toy with that big pincer-gizmo for a buck doesn't have any plush Proteans in it.
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482. Using a plasma torch, magnets and a beach ball full of hydrogen, spent the weekend trying to create a star. If R.J. Brande can do it then "By Damn" so can I.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Legionnaire!
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483. Answers by saying that strong nuclear reactions would be a better bet. I also want to note that an evil/mind-slave Element Lad would be the best way to go.
Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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484. Wonders why prominent national job posting site has a zillion fly-by-night "universities" in its banner ads, but not a single one that advertises the Legion Academy.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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485. Wonders why there haven't yet been any news stories about the LMB Wiki.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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486. Invents and patents instant alphabet soup with all the letters in Interlac.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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487. Wonders why no one ever stages plays by Kent Shakespeare.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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488. Figures there's no point in getting that tax return in on time, since everything's just going to be rebooted again anyway.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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489. Startz speling liek won iz poasting inn thatt "Spel liek Cobatl Kidd" thred.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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490. Invents the "Spelling Cee" game, in which one wins by incorrectly spelling more words than all of one's opponents.
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491. Sets doing everything listed in the "Today I (Imaginary Version)" thread as a personal goal.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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492. Searches tirelessly for all of those pornos that Lard Lad is said to have starred in.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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492. Wonders if the real reason that Gym'll is missing an arm is because his people have had their genes spliced to the species that gave us Arm Fall Off Boy.
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493. Is thinking about writing an article by Question Lad.
Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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