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Sentient I'm looking for a linked metal collar you may have removed from Stoopid Cat. I need to deliver that collar to Dr. K. Nine's research facility so it can be examined. It may be the root cause of Stoopid cat's recent problems.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(And it looks so good on him!)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Thank goodness Stoopid Cat has the wonderfully brave and noble Spaced Ranger to look out for him.
We can all sleep well now in the sure knowledge that our favourite feline deputy leader will be taken good care of.
Legion Worlds NINE - wait, there's even more ongoing amazing adventures? Yup, and you'll only find them in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.
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This is confusing. Now Space Ranger seems to be trying to help Stoopid Cat. Is this a feint to dull our suspicions?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Ladies, ladies, I'm so glad that you are taking such an interest in Stoopid Cat's welfare. Please be assured that he is resting comfortably in Dr. K. Nine's fine facility. In fact the last time I saw him he was sleeping rather soundly and comfortably.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(a little chloroform in the catnip will do that!)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Ha! I'm on your tail Mr. Ranger! Watching my human all these months on Legion World has certainly paid off in this emergancy!
I must say, he has a very nice place here! I may have to claim the Villa as my permanent residence here!
*purrrrrrrrr*
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Again, I don't know what the hell is going on again, but I'll give Stoopid Cat some praise, your so cute and I would worship you on hand and foot, if I knew where you were.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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***Purrrrrrrrrr*** Whew! We made it! Boy, it's nice to be in safe and comfy surroundings. You know, Stoopid Cat, when Vee redecorated, I made sure he put in lots of wonderfully comfy furniture, purrrfect for catnapping on. Of course, he doesn't realize I made him pick these. He thought for sure I wouldn't go on them since I refused to stay on them when he tested me by putting me on them. Reverse psychology is so easy to use on humans.  Anyway, make yourself comfortable. I'm going to nap until FC and Jinx get here. Escaping and rescuing you was hard work! hops onto couch...circles three times...sits and cleans self...streatches...lays down & yawns. (Ceremony complete!)***Purrrrrrrr***
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**Purr**
Connie, thanks for getting that collar off of me, **Rawl** It was designed to inhibit the higher functions of the feline brain. **Rawl** I'm still a little fuzzy, but I think I know what the Ranger is up to. I need to get to FC's statue and retrieve something I hid there. You stay here and warn Vee when he shows up. I'll be back as quickly as I can.
**Purr**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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***Mrowrrrr***
I don't like the sound of this. He's going to get himself into trouble again and I'm going to have to break another claw getting him out! I'd better go after him.
***Mrowrrr***
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<enters Villa carrying Jinx in one arm and Cramer in the other.>
Okay you two, stay here! You'll be safe. I'll try to get a message to Dr.Juan to come and doctor both of you.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Arf arf arf (pant pant) rrrrrrrarf....
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Sorry FC, I'm fluent in feline but can't understand canine at al. Let's see, do you need a drink? Water? Or maybe some fresh cream?
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Actually, Vee, I seem to be back to normal but I'm afraid it might just be temporary. This Species Transformation Germ is like malaria - it just keeps coming back.
So a good stiff drink would be in order - thank heavens this oasis of peace has remained undisturbed.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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What will it be? A Rin Tin Martini? A Scr-owowowdriver?
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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***Mew***
Make it a bowl of purr-fectly fresh cream for me, Vee. Please!
Empress and I gave that nasty Ranger fellow a good chase but he got away from us. I came back to see if anyone else was having any success while Empress keeps searching. Boy I could use a nice tongue bath and catnap!
***Mew***
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Ahhh!
It's so nice to be back at the Villa with nothing to do but be lazy, relax by the pool with a drink in my hand and watch the beautiful sunset.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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(Yawn)
Wow, last night's party was great! But where did Cobie, Pol and Condo go?...
...and why am I hanging upside down from the ceiling? I don't remember anything that happened last time!
Um, guys? You out there? A little help, please? Someone? Anyone?
Vee is not going to be happy about this!
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IB, what are you doing up THERE?
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Bold Flavors
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So where has the rest of the festive five been lately?
I'm planning an all-weekend kegger at Vee's Villa--but he doesn't know yet!
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I won't tell, if you get me down from the ceiling.
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Lovely morning to linger over breakfast by the pool. I'll just push these unconscious bodies behind the rose bushes.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Oh my... isn't there a cactus behind the rose bushes?
Or was it a venus fly trap? I can't quite remember which...
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Both actually, but I think the snoring scared the venus flytrap.
At least now I know where the boys have been. I was starting to wonder what kind of mischief they were up to INSTEAD OF STUDYING FOR EXAMS!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Maybe we could stage The Little Villa of Horrors with that Venus Flytrap.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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