Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Varalent's Variable Villa

Ummm, I think that last axe toss into the pool punched a hole in it and let the water drain out. Probably not a good idea to think about a pool party at the moment, until I can get it repaired.

Hey, we don't have to swim to have a pool party..or a party in the pool!

Let's wheel a beer cart down there, a few tables, and call it an underwater shin-dig without the H2O.

Those area ctually kind of fun

I haven't been to the Variable Villa in quite a while. As usually, it has varied somewhat from the last time I was here. I like the new view. Perhaps you could describe it for us, Vee.

Are inhabitants of villas called villains? Just wondering.

Just lately.

No, we're usually refered to as villans

Hrun walks in and sees the pile of cat poo stoopid cat has left in the recently repaired pool (see other thread)

"Ah ha, I draw close to my quarry"

and pausing only for a moment to batter two varangian guards unconcious he moves on

Oops, almost stepped in that cat poo. I'll just clean it up cat poo and sends it through a Tesseract portal to Hrun's Hall of Valhalla.

Hrun Stands the other side of the tesseract portal, and simple throws the cat poo back. It lands in the swimming pool.

Vee sees the cat poo coming through the tesseract from Hrun's Hall. Enraged at this slap in the face, Vee's eyes narrow to slits that seem to glint in the setting sunlight. Picking up the cat poo, Vee uses his size varying powers to increase the pile to enourmous proportions.

Hurling it back through the portal, Vee blasts it once more, doubling and redoubling it's size to that of a small SUV. This now huge pile of poo suddenly materializes above Hrun's head and lands on top of him with a might thud, leaving him chest deep in a malodorous mound of cat poo.

The Emerald Empress's protection spell instantly rejects the poo and sends it back whence it came splattering on Hrun's forehead and dripping down into his beard. Unsure of what has just hit him, Hrun licks his lips.

Hmmm, Hrun must have flung more cat poo than we thought. Vee was even faster than the Empress's spell. But what he missed, the spell took care of.

(Revisionist editing)

Licks his lips?

Stoopid Cat runs quickly through the Villa.

**hiss**

Just wait till I get that @&*% barbarian

*hiss*


Hrun chases after him, A pungent odor following him

"varalent friend" he shouts. Playfully patting Vee on the back, and unfortunately leaving a large brown hand print on Vee's newly pressed costume. "the hunt goes well"

And Hrun too is gone.

P.S

No Beard on Hrun.
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So the Abassador from the Dwarve mines is going to be really Pee'd off with you lot.

**Roar**

The TIGER GOD AVATAR leaps out of a Tesseract into Vee's pool and swims for a few moments (unlike most other large cats tigers are good swimmers and enjoy the water) then hauls himself out of the pool and shakes himself dry - in the process drenching the smooooth one and cleaning the brown hand print off of his back.

The TIGER GOD AVATAR then places a small hurricane protection talisman in the center of the Villa and leaps into a second tesseract to continue his Barbarian Hunt.

**Roar**

Thanks Tiger God Avatar (Avitar?) Appreciate the cleaning and the talisman. It will be put to good use.

**Roar**

<A tesseract opens and the TIGER GOD AVATAR's massive head emerges...>

Do you really want to argue spelling with a TIGER GOD, Smoooothie?"

<Tesseract and TIGER GOD AVATAR dissappear.>

**Roar**

Nope! Just not sure which it is in your case, SINCE YOU HAVE IT SPELLED ONE WAY IN YOUR SIG LINE AND UNDER YOUR PICTURE & ANOTHER IN YOUR MESSAGE

Sorry Hrun, in the dim candle light of the hall, I mistook your dirt-encrusted wrinkles and flapping jowls for a beard. (Dwarf ambassador indeed! That's good one.)

**Roar**

Vee, you little smoothie, just in case you hadn't noticed, I'm a fricking CAT! A rather large cat but a CAT!

And as a species, us Cats, we don't really care much about Spelling! (or grammer neither, so there!)

Just ask The Queen.

**Roar**

That talisman seems to be working - nothing but a gentle breeze here and a **faint** smell of cat .... the pool looks clean enough for a swim. I'll take a chance and just keep an eye on that tesseract portal.

The ever variable villa seems to invariably repair most of the damage...and smells...faster than the rest of Legion World! The pool already looks better. How's the water, Cramer?

Vee, hope your real life home is as resilient as the online villa. Do play it safe if you're dealing with any damages and take care!

The water's perfect, as it usually is - barring the occasional flying axe and dollop of cat poo that we've had in the past week.

Have a seat, once and future Future, and we'll wait for news of the other storm-tossed Floridians. At least the mimosas are still flowing here.