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Lon lunges back in and takes Lardy down.
"Look you sprockin waste...you'd be dead right now if it wasn't for Cobie."
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<smiles> Truth hurts, eh?
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Lon, sacre le Teeds!
[whisper]You've got to calm down, my friend. You can't let yourself be drawn into this madness.[/whisper]
<suddenly fireworks go off and they all turn>
Bloody Liberty! Porn Queen and the Minotaur are performing a play! Er, that's no play! By the rims and tires of Kid Prime!
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"you sonofa..."
Lon lifts his arm to strike Lardy...and pulls back and gets off him.
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Lon...it's okay. He's not wrong, you know. {her attention is drawn to PQ and the Minotaur} WHOA!
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can't take him anywhere .... everybody loves a minotaur.
I should never have rescued him from that labyrinth.
<cocks head to the right>
wow ... she is a .... professional
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<Hrun starts a huge slow clap that begins erupting like thunder on top of the hills of Legion World>
They'll hear this Bacchanalia all the way in the boondocks!
<opens up new flagon of mead and tackles a girl into the hot baths>
Come now freckled one! Tell me a story!
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<gets up, wipes mouth, grins at the "play"> Man--much better than a donkey show!
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Dev and Elle land and enter.
"Damn." Dev says as he sees the show.
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Elle: "hey mister, thanks for the ride. Want to come join me in the hot baths? We could both use a little stress relief!"
<Cobalt gets distracted when talking to the freckled girl by the 'Show'>
Great gravy! You don't get that kind of hair-pulling and ass-slapping in a donkey show!
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Dev looks at her...
thinks about his shoulder scars
"What the hell. My name is Dev by the way..."
Dev looks over to Cobie, "nice place my friend."
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<Cobie smiles widely>
Finally! Relax a little! It's not my place, its Varalent's! He can throw a party like no one else I've ever met. This is just a Monday night here.
Elle: "Boss, don't steal away my new friend! Come here, you!"
<Cobie cracks open a bottle of champagne and hands it to them.>
You're not going to believe this, but Giant Robotic Lesbian just showed up! Now its really a party!
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WHOO! Minotaur's my new hero!!
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<nodding next to Lardy> Mine too. I have to admit, that's most intense performance I've ever seen. I have a new personal goal in life. 
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"Really, that's it?" Dev says and starts laughing.
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<nudges Cobie> Man! That thing they're doing now? Me and Temp did that....last...night. <hopes Dev didn't hear that part>
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Elle: "OMG! They're playing my song! Come one, let's head over to the grotto! Bring that bottle!"
<Band is now playing "Come Together">
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Looks at Lardy as Des is dragged off, "It's better at a couple hundred feet in the air."
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Originally posted by Exo-Lardy:
<nudges Cobie> Man! That thing they're doing now? Me and Temp did that....last...night. <hopes Dev didn't hear that part> I think that's illegal in some parts of the UP. I did that once to Spacey and she threatened to pull a sailboat out of my ass. BTW, don't ever marry a woman who can pull weird things out of your ass. Just don't. Let's never mention this again. 
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Dev...you know we're prolly bein' played, right? (Did Des just steal your date?)
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Dev nods at Lardy.
"Don't care at the moment."
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<triple kissing the freckled girl and Elle> Ah! Well done! But now I've got to try to get Giant Robotic Lesbian to do it with me! You two go take care of those two gentlemen! <points at Lardy & Dev> Take care of them.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Originally posted by Exo-Lardy:
[b]<nudges Cobie> Man! That thing they're doing now? Me and Temp did that....last...night. <hopes Dev didn't hear that part>
BTW, don't ever marry a woman who can pull weird things out of your ass. Just don't.
Let's never mention this again. [/b]Yeah, Des...I slept with Spacey, too, remember? <grins but feels a painful twinge in his rectum remembering>
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<puts arm around freckled girl> Gotta name, darlin'?
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