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Re: Kill This Thread VIII: The Fourth 24-Hour Version
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He's already an immortal Time Trapper. (Which reminds me: I think we should take full advantage of the "Artisan" food craze and have our own line of Time Trapperâ„¢ Gourmet Aged Cheeses.)
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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That 's a great idea, Cleome. We'll also need to start a Time Trapper wine label!
"We will sell no wine before the end of time."
"Time Trapper Wines: When it absolutely, positively has to be fermented overnight."
Or, we could bring Jim Croce back from the dead to sing "Time in a Bottle".
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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His son, A.J. , is still very much with us. (I also remember a mad scientist on The Muppet Show who sang "Time In A Bottle.")
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We could also sell bottled time along with the wine. Maybe bottled time-reversal for those who want to undo their embarrasing bloopers.
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Bottled time probably should come with a cork instead of a screw top. You should have to put in some effort.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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What happens if you break the bottle to get the time?
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Trap Timer
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I remember reading a book of Jack Tales when I was a kid. The last tale in the book featured Jack obtaining a bag in which he could trap anyone, which he ended up using to trap Death. Eventually, after he discovered that there were bad consequences to nothing dying, he had to let Death go. Kid-me was kind of frightened by this story.
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A lot of those fairy tales were pretty scary... like Hansel and Gretel with the gingerbread house-trap (and the idea of parents leaving their kids to die in a forest!)
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A lot of those fairy tales were pretty scary... like Hansel and Gretel with the gingerbread house-trap (and the idea of parents leaving their kids to die in a forest!)
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(double post ) Myths weren't much better... those ancient gods could be so mean and capricious!
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Not just the gods. Odysseus was a right bastard too.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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If I remember right, Hercules lost his temper on more than one occasion and poor innocents suffered for it as well.
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There is only one god that matters....Cthulhu!!! (unless you are feline, in which case ceiling cat must be considered)
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: I'd faint, too!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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You can obviously see the pattern of thinking that went into designing that outfit:
"I think I'll pattern myself after Doll Man, only his costume isn't quite revealing enough, so I'll just go shirtless..."
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If I looked like that, I wouldn't own a shirt!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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strange but not a stranger
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His forehead is freakishly huge though
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What was he thinking wearing that cape with those manties though?
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Time Trapper
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He was bitten by a radioactive Liberace?
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Liberace once successfully sued a British newspaper that said he was gay.
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I bet they wished they'd written about his brother George instead.
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Any group of four people can be identified as the various members of the Beatles, but the last one is always George by default.
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Time Trapper
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I thought the pope to succeed John Paul should have been called George Ringo.
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George was also the name of the, er, tomboy sidekick in the Nancy Drew mysteries.
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