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Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ...
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...provide some real answers to what's going on!
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Long Live all them Legions!
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Wanderer
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quit my job and opened up a comic book store ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...spent hundreds of dollars at Shark Lad's new store...
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...made thou$and$ selling my 4,000 comics to Shark Lad.
Long Live all them Legions!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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.. sent my checking account number and the processing fee to Michael Woodgate to get my $250,000,000 United State dollars that I didn't know I had in the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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... took a dip in the Olympic-sized swimming pool filled with chocolate.
Just spouting off.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Originally posted by CJ Taylor: ... took a dip in the Olympic-sized swimming pool filled with chocolate. Chocolate-covered CJ
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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if Disney gets his way, there's a good chance that won't be so imaginary
Just spouting off.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...finished all my pet projects with plenty of time to spare and got tons of praise.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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...fixed my wrecked knee with the simple but time-tested Spell of Wholeness.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Tried to lose as much money as GM will today.
1) So I stuffed the pockets of my pants with 1 oz gold Maple Leaf Coins and punched a whole in my pocket and walked around town.
2) Hired 100,000 people and paid them 500 dollars for the day.
3) Made the workplace BYOB and provided papier mache for them to make pinatas for me to resell.
4) Paid myself a salary of 100,000
5) Hired lobbyists in each of the countries I have factories to get myself a bailout.
Unfortunately that only brought me up to a daily cash loss of 65 million. Well short of GM's burn rate.
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Reservist
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Realized is the economic downturn in 2007-2009 is this bad, the one in 2041-2045 will be pretty bad but manageable. But the one in 2090? Oh boy.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... had to lay off the third assistant gardener today. Darn this economy!
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Leader
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Leader
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Lost my job at Quislet's. Now I have to go back to being Kirstie Alley's pool boy. And she likes to call me "Sven."
Long Live all them Legions!
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...admired the Best in Show trophy which my miniature poodle, La Petite Comtesse D'FwaFwa, won at last year's Westminster dog show. It was her Martha Graham inspired rhythmic interpretation of Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue" that caused the judges to take note and garnered her the award.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...adopted a fleet of orphaned video poker machines and began a lucrative new off-the-books career based out of my fabulous detached garage.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Leader
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...got mistaken for George Clooney. Again. *sigh*
Long Live all them Legions!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... started a Ponzi scheme.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...hired all of Quislet's ex-gardeners. This will be my best garden ever!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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... lounged in the bright sunshine, drinking rum punch and eating bbq fresh off the grill.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...will dance around in me green knickers, vest and hat and try to keep 'em from finding me pot o'gold!
Long Live all them Legions!
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...realized that, yes, I am a Golden God complete with a retinue of fun-loving demi-gods and goddesses to dance joyfully around me, as well as the ability to smite all that oppose me!
My goldeny name is Bellephoroherculamulous (or Belphoherculam for short).
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strange but not a stranger
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... accepted the job as an underwear model for Old Navy.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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