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Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...pretended that I hadn't seen this "trip to the woodshed" coming from a long way off.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...got more work done today than I planned on.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... starred in the all drag queen version of Twelve Angry Men
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...got to watch all the NFL games today.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...will get to see a new episode of Guiding Light when I get home.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...am optimistic that the new season of Heroes that begins tonight will be much better than the last two.
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...threw a banquet for 10,000 of my closest friends.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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...spanked a real monkey.
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strange but not a stranger
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... discovered that my real parents were gypsies. They entrusted me to my "parents" because of political intrigue. I am now king of the gypsies.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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strange but not a stranger
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ...threw a banquet for 10,000 of my closest friends. How come I wasn't invited?
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: [b] ...threw a banquet for 10,000 of my closest friends. How come I wasn't invited? [/b]The invitation was lost in the imaginary mail.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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played a valuable role in the stabilization of the US economy and did not participate in futile, fruitless meetings to discuss pointless end-of-the-fiscal-year goals.
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: [b] ...threw a banquet for 10,000 of my closest friends. How come I wasn't invited? [/b]was not fooled by Quis covering his tracks after snubbing my banquet.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...find my internal clock has been perfectly reset, and have every confidence that I can be fast asleep before 10 PM PST.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...ordered the "101 Coluan Curries " cookbook.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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strange but not a stranger
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What if you only have 100 Coluans for the curry?
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You make do, as do all good cooks. Or you grab a spare Earthling, although they tend to be bland.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...realized this is all a dream.
Long Live all them Legions!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...destroyed the universe by interrupting AFOB's sleep cycle at an inopportune moment.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...discovered a new planet. I'm going to call it either Plutoagain or Bitemearth.
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strange but not a stranger
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... decided to run for public office. Ted Kennedy's seat is now available.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...Publicly doubted Quislet, Esq.'s ability to fill Ted Kennedy's seat...
Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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...helped Quis secure the endorsement of President Obama.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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strange but not a stranger
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... provide documented proof that my bottom is of sufficient girth to fill the senatorial seat of Ted Kennedy.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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... anonymously mailed some veeeeeeeery incriminating photos to the Boston Globe in an attempt to derail a looming senatorial bid.
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