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85) "Sexy" becomes your middle name automatically.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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86. Now able to wear a Grell/Cockrum era Legion costume.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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86a) Because you now have magnetic nipples!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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87. Now able to speak with Dave Cockrum on the astral plane. (He's doing great, BTW. Al Williamson also sends his regards.)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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89. You can kill unsightly weeds in the yard with just a single touch!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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90) Hygiene maintenance no longer necessary--Time Trapper powers take care of that automatically!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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92. A five-octave vocal range. Easy as pie!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Touch the magic...
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Legionnaire!
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94) You get to peek inside Senor Widebottom's amazingly oversized pantaloons!
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Bold Flavors
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95) You're under-arms smell like cinnamon!
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Time Trapper
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96) Matching sock always found!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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97) Your time machine never breaks down.
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98) You no longer need sleep, food, regular exercise, expensive support garments, or the kind sentiments of your peers to-- KICK BUTT AND TAKE NAMES!!11
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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99) You can successfully cajole the fifth dentist to recommend Trident gum
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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100) ![[Linked Image]](http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l56/Goldenbow/Yourposts.gif)
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101. Your snow globe collection makes the Guinness Book.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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102. All the cash you've ever mislaid/misplaced in your life comes back to you.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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103. You get invited to dinner by people you've never even met.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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104. Summer blockbusters never, ever disappoint you. Not even a little.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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105. You no longer need coffee to wake up in the morning.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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106. Your blood now contains nanites that will guarantee you quality TV reception everywhere you go.
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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107. They let you drive the forklift without undergoing the training course.
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108. Access to alternate universe where MST3K was never cancelled.
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