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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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109 You can only travel 186,000 miles per second, it's not just a good ideal it's the law!
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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110. Earn your post count in Euros every month.
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111. Choice seating and complimentary meals at all Zagats-rated restaurants.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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112. Your poop no longer stinks.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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113 First in line for any new Apple product
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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114. You get to pay for new Apple product with your poop.
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115. cleome comes to your front door dressed in a perky Time Trapper costume and sings the good news while tap dancing.
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116. You get to cut any line at Comic Con
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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117. Chief Taylor manages three posts in a row lot related to poop.
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118 You get to play chess with Brainiac.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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119. You can instantly recall any moment, any panel, that has ever appeared in DC comics.
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120. Your poop is used to permanently solve the fuel crisis.
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Originally posted by Kent: 119. You can instantly recall any moment, any panel, that has ever appeared in DC comics. 121. You become Mark Waid?
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(MW has impacted Legion timelines at least as much as any TT! )
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122. Your poop becomes a contraceptive.
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123. You get to show up live for Stevie Wonder's guest shot on Sesame Street.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: 122. Your poop becomes a contraceptive. ^ <strike>124. You start inexplicably mistaking innocent words for more provocative ones.</strike> Oh, wait...maybe that does happen!
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(It would only be noteworthy around here if a day went by without that happening.)
<span style="font-size: 10px;">Damn kids these days. No respect.</span>
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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124. Them damn kids start showin' some damn respect!
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125. Your Broadway musical version of Threeboot Legion ("Nostalgia Ain't What It Used To Be") sweeps the 3010 Tonys!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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126. Giffen's descendants launch a "10,001 Dead Karate Kids" musical to compete.
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127. You get the lead part in 10,001 Dead Karate Kids.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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128. Dr. Mayavale and Thora are cast in supporting roles
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129. Rocky doesn't scold you for being noisy in the library.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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129a. Unless you want me to!
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