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130. Absolute, undisputed power over which cultural references truly qualify as "dated."
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131. You obtain the ability to block LSH continuity nitpicking from being driven into the ground on the Legion topics.
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132. You can bump locked threads, just to totally mess with everyone's minds.
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133. Free high-quality cashmere for life. Robes, sweaters, hats, scarves... you name it.
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Originally posted by Chief Taylor:
131. You obtain the ability to block LSH continuity nitpicking from being driven into the ground on the Legion topics. if only! 
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134. You get the New Wave fans and the Alternative Rock fans together and no fistfights break out.
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135. You get compared to a kiss from a rose on the grave.
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136. 100% ethical corporations gift you with high-yield stocks that split more times in a year than 
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137. You begin to wonder what things on this list might actually happen when you're a double time trapper or even a triple trapper.
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139. You always get the correct ratio of peanuts to other varieties of nut in the dishes at the bar.
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140. people mistake you for their favorite celeb... but only when you're in the mood for the extra attention.
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141. Your car never requires repair as long as you keep a Legion symbol on the plates.
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142. Meter maids worship you, so your car never gets towed again.
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143. Your car never runs out of gas, and never needs refueling.
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144. Various cultural nostalgia revivals only focus on the stuff you like.
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145. Kids agree with you that the stuff you didn't like when you were their age was crap.
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146. All the great local groups that you never got to see in the Nineties play a free reunion concert in the park five blocks away.
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146a. Heroin dealers make a killing that night.
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Originally posted by Ramble Damsel:
146a. Heroin dealers make a killing that night. Not if I have anything to say about it. 
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Originally posted by Ramble Damsel:
146a. Heroin dealers make a killing that night. 146b. <strike>Heroin dealers</strike> The Food Bank sets out 1,000 donation barrels and they make a killing that night. <strike>Fixed!</strike> Rehabbed! 
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146c. You gain the ability to transform opiates into canned goods or clothing.
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147. You can turn the poetry in The New Yorker 100% good!
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148. Your caption wins The New Yorker cartoon contest.
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149. Those "male enhancement" products actually work!
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