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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Joined: Dec 2003
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150. The Continuity Cops actually listen to what you say in the tone it was presented rather than how they read only what they want into your words.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Independent Scholar
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151. People find your sense of humor funny rather than disturbing.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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152. Ramble Damsel listens to American Idiot at my urging and realizes that Green Day is actually pretty good! (I mean who couldn't like "Jesus of Suburbia"?!? )
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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153. Ramble Damsel informs the Chief that she didn't even like "Jesus of Suburbia" and wishes Billie Joe Armstrong would cut out his own tongue so he couldn't sing anymore...or what passes for singing.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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154. Coffee grinders are not allowed to die on you anymore.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Time Trapper
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155. Even the shoddiest mp3 sounds like pristine vinyl.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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156. You can train squirrels to dig up weeds, instead of your perennial bulbs.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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157. Your favorite childhood TV star reveals that you were their favorite fan all along.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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158. 11,001 posts in <span style="font-size: 17px;"> just one weekend!!11</span>
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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159. Guilt-free inane posting sprees.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Time Trapper
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160. your avatar posts without you; in the morning you get to read all the witty things it wrote as you while you were off-board.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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161. Grits no longer scare the bejeezus out of you.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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162. You master one musical instrument of your choice.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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163. The world finally quits that hack Anne Taintor and throws buckets of money at your collage work, instead.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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164. The New York Times Best Seller List? You get to make it up.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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165. Gets cuchi-cooed by Charo at a Legion World Roast.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Time Trapper
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166. News media calls you for your opinion on important matters.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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167. You get to throw out the first pitch at the opening of the 3011 Moopsball All-Star Games.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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168. You are granted citizenship in all countries of the world, and free transportation to whichever port you want.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 9,039
Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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169. An award ceremony that culminates with you atop a giant pyramid, wearing sun-god robes, while hundreds of sexy worshippers cheer and throw tiny pickles at you.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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170. You become perfectly cut and buff without touching a weight or setting foot in a gym.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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171. You become a master of all weapons, as the skills of great conquerors through history are downloaded into your brain.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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172. You never double post again.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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173. Kathy Ireland from her swimsuit model days does not visit you with drinks and a happy attitude.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Unseen, not unheard
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174. Everyone thinks you're just the most awesome entity in the existence of time and can't help but worship the ground you walk on.
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