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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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150. The Continuity Cops actually listen to what you say in the tone it was presented rather than how they read only what they want into your words.


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151. People find your sense of humor funny rather than disturbing.


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152. Ramble Damsel listens to American Idiot at my urging and realizes that Green Day is actually pretty good! (I mean who couldn't like "Jesus of Suburbia"?!? confused )


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153. Ramble Damsel informs the Chief that she didn't even like "Jesus of Suburbia" and wishes Billie Joe Armstrong would cut out his own tongue so he couldn't sing anymore...or what passes for singing.


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154. Coffee grinders are not allowed to die on you anymore.


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155. Even the shoddiest mp3 sounds like pristine vinyl.


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156. You can train squirrels to dig up weeds, instead of your perennial bulbs.


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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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157. Your favorite childhood TV star reveals that you were their favorite fan all along.


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158. 11,001 posts in <span style="font-size: 17px;">just one weekend!!11</span>

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159. Guilt-free inane posting sprees.


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160. your avatar posts without you; in the morning you get to read all the witty things it wrote as you while you were off-board.


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162. You master one musical instrument of your choice.


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163. The world finally quits that hack Anne Taintor and throws buckets of money at your collage work, instead.


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164. The New York Times Best Seller List? You get to make it up.


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#205381 10/02/10 11:01 AM
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165. Gets cuchi-cooed by Charo at a Legion World Roast.

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166. News media calls you for your opinion on important matters.


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168. You are granted citizenship in all countries of the world, and free transportation to whichever port you want.

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169. An award ceremony that culminates with you atop a giant pyramid, wearing sun-god robes, while hundreds of sexy worshippers cheer and throw tiny pickles at you.


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170. You become perfectly cut and buff without touching a weight or setting foot in a gym.


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171. You become a master of all weapons, as the skills of great conquerors through history are downloaded into your brain.


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172. You never double post again.


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173. Kathy Ireland from her swimsuit model days does not visit you with drinks and a happy attitude.


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174. Everyone thinks you're just the most awesome entity in the existence of time and can't help but worship the ground you walk on.

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