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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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175. You get the coveted 'get out of jail free' card, and any previous criminal convictions are sealed and buried.
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176. You gain the ability to erase certain people from existence.
Remember Obnoxious Lad?
Of course you don't.
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The Green Queen
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177. You get to wear something other than those icky purple robes!
Why must power be so elusive?
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Wanderer
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178. All the retcons are reconned out of exsistence
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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179. Home-baked treats never go stale, even months after they come out of the oven.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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180. Dinosaurs come back to life and rule Earth.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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181. Hostess stays in business
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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183. Posters do not skip the dreaded number 182.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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184. All deleted threads are restored.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Tempus Fugitive
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Tempus Fugitive
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185. Your love life doesn't improve as it turns out no one in history finds dirty purple robes attractive.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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186. You never quite get to finish those list threads.
1001 reasons? Bah, you'll get stuck at 593.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Tempus Fugitive
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Tempus Fugitive
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187. You think that you'll have time to listen to all those jazz records. But We Have All the Time in the World now has a very unsettling meaning.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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188. You think you can learn to forgive and let things go. But instead you just have plenty of time to reflect and remember all the bad things...
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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189. You do NOT become head of the grand mystic royal order of the nobles of the Kraa' Makeck Shrine!
Darn it!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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190. You do not get to create your own pocket universes.
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Tempus Fugitive
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Tempus Fugitive
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191. You don't even get to have a robe with pockets because of that whole pocket universe thing.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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192. You don't even get a posh fanny pack to keep your things in!
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Re: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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193. They don't let you have the co-oridinates to the frosty frothy planet of playtex bikini babes of Bodacious 11.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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