Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Cobie's - Midnight Exclusive Lounge

On the rooftops of Levitz and Swan Halls, among the domed observation decks, exists the tinted lounge with the newest tech preventing others from seeing in from the outside. While in the club, however, a great view of Legion World’s stars and city lights allow the mood to take hold, as all the finest drinks in the universe are sold to its customers. One might even suspect that UP-banned drinks such as Khundian Absinthe are available here, while others believe those are just rumors—after all, this is “Cobie’s”, the exclusive night club owned by the former Chief of Security of Legion World.

Here is the late night hotspot for all of Legion World’s most famous and beloved people—exclusive beyond exclusive, yet one often finds the most random people inside, all of whom are always interesting, and most easy on the eyes.

Supergirl Robots in all her various wardrobes over the years and continuities serve drinks and flirt with customers, while Captain Marvel Jr. robots pour drinks. While shady dealings go down at the Evil Genius Supper Club and serious bar-goers visit the infamous SHAKES, here the owners of those places interact with the rest of Legion World’s most famous people.

One might even spot Cobalt Kid having a drink at the bar or playing roulette in the backroom gambling areas, but one won’t expect to find him doing any other work besides chatting it up with customers or turning other customers away. Upon hearing that the Ambassador of Khund was requesting he join him for a drink, Cobalt responded that the Ambassador of the Dominion was in the back cleaning the dishes.

'Welcome--two rules: no pictures and enjoy...'

Gosh, this is an exclusive night club. I was turned away.

Did the Captain Marvel Jr. robot try to get you to follow him into one of those back rooms? They do that from time to time...

[aside](Psst--Quis is ALWAYS allowed in!)

< Crujectra walks in, wearing a tastefully revealing cocktail dress, her hair pulled up into an intricate 'do. >

I'm not much of a drinker, so I hope someone will keep one hand on my virtue in case I get tipsy

I'll keep two

Then how will you hold your drink, dear?

You could park your virtue with the hatcheck girl, Princess!

Walkwithcrowds stolls in, feeling very uncomfortable in a dinner jacket.
"What's this? No blood on the floor, no pool table, the toilets are even clean! There is no lewd graphitti on the cubicle walls and no vomit in the sink!"
"Toto? I don't think we're in Glasgow any more."
Wanders over to the bar and catches the eye of the Supergirl-Robot who is serving.
"Hi! A pint of Guinness and a cheese toasty please."
He turns round to face the room and leans back on the bar and shudders.
"I wonder if the strip club down the road is still open?"

mmmmm Cheese Toasty

nice place, Cobie.

Hmmm I still can't get in. Maybe I should have mentioned my name.

WANTED: Talented Singer and Pianist for Lounge Area. Highly lucrative position including small ownership shares. Must be extremely gifted musician in vocal and piano areas.

<Round of drinks on the house for fellow LMBers, no toast neccessary, just a raise of the glass>

<Has bell boy go grab Quis outside and give him the star treatment by bringing him to the kitchens>

Hey Quis!
Well the Barstaff are pretty, the Guinness is genius and the cheese toasties are to die for...not as good as the ones at Quislets Table though...still...it's not really my kind of place.
All the dinner suit and casino stuff isn't really my thing.
Do you want to head back to Quislets Table?
Or there is that strip club down the road.
I'm sure I can get you in there. I'm a member!! And Cobie is the manager of that as well!

<the bell boy leads Quislet, Esq. to the sink. Quislet, Esq. starts washing the dishes>

At least I am in now!

Since the other dishwasher is the Dominion Ambassador, see if you can maybe get a peace treaty signed in between dishes!

Whew! Thank goodness all the dishes have been washed and I can go home.

Kitchen staff scuttlebutt is that the Halloween party here tonight will be one to remember - if you can. There will be extra cleaning staff tomorrow morning.

I also saw one of the invitations that went out.

Come dressed as your sexiest devil!
Only the best food and cocktails served.
At midnight, the masks aren't the only thing to come off.

Thank heavens, adults only here. I've had my fill of sugar-crazed little tykes for the night.

Quis, you must come back for the party!

All right everybody im here on offical security office business I need everybody to form an orderly queue for full body frisking.

PB, there's no need for that. Why don't you simply go into the grotto and allowed yourself to be frisked instead?

The adults-only Halloween party was such a blast last night that I believe its going to continue until the weekend. Instead of my old Roman Gladiator costume, I decided Zorro was what I was feeling...

< A small creature in a suit of armor moves clumsily along on all fours, occasionally running into table legs and people legs, a long string of expletives barely audible from behind the faceplate. >

[Bob the Cat]: I'm guessing that armored visors work better when you can hold your head up off the floor. I guess foregoing the lance and shield was a wise move after all.

Hey! Can anybody get a can opener to get me out of this stupid getup? And while the can opener is out, feel free to feed the cat. It's like a sauna inside this armor, and I can feel my ribs poking through my fur...

Wow this is cool. I can enter by the kitchen door and no one stops me. Hey Carlos! Have they finished cleaning up from the Halloween party? How many panties were left behind? Ugh! Look at all the dishes they left for me. Where's the Dominion Ambassador?

quislet hands against the wall legs spread let the frisking begin.

your next bob

Oh dear, not another strip search!

Strip search?

Bob's your uncle.