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Why Is...? thread. #248807 01/01/11 09:06 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,787 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,787 South Carolina We all know them, some hate them, some loath them, some, like me, are simply puzzled. We wonder why this person has been inflicted on the world and for what reason they still exist. Why is... the Khardashians? Why is... Carrot Top? Why is... MMA? Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248808 01/01/11 10:31 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 8,800 Groga Legion Tracker Wanderer Legion Tracker Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 8,800 Groga Why is...Real Housewives of....? "Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248809 01/02/11 06:07 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario OMG, I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!! Why is ... Richie Rich, the fashion designer? Why is ... Reality cooking shows? Why is ... "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"? (I could go on and on here but I'll let someone else have a turn. I'll be back!)

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248810 01/02/11 06:33 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 I'll try and answer three of them. The Khardashians - Because the citizens of the planet Khard just couldn't deal with them anymore. Carrot Top - Because Satan and Joan Rivers had an affair. The Real Housewives - Because the makers of Botox secretly bought BRAVO.

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248811 01/02/11 03:39 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society Why is..."Twilight"? (Or is that one reserved for a different thread called "Why THE FUCK is...?" Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248812 01/02/11 04:07 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,787 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,787 South Carolina Lardy, its so awful, it'll easily go in several different threads all connected with a sense of "this is the first sign of the apocalypse for civilization." Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248813 01/02/11 04:11 PM Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 170 Planet Ace Lad With Glasses Nobody's Alt But Mine Lad With Glasses Nobody's Alt But Mine Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 170 Planet Ace Quote Originally posted by Chief Lardy: Why is..."Twilight"? (Or is that one reserved for a different thread called "Why THE FUCK is...?" <font face="chalkboard"><span style="font-size: 16px;">Because the gods have forsaken us!! </span>(actually, that covers the answers to a great many things, doesn't it?</font f> /Puts on sackcloth Eighties-style Italian blazer and ash-colored skinny tie/ "It's bad for you, but buy it."

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248814 01/02/11 04:13 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,787 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,787 South Carolina LWG, great minds think alike. You have my condolences. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248815 01/02/11 06:12 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Why is ... "The Hills"?

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248816 01/02/11 06:32 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Why is ... Glenn Beck? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248817 01/03/11 04:31 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Why is ... Lindsay Lohan?

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248818 01/03/11 03:00 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World Lucifer07 Active Lucifer07 Active Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World Why is Narnia? Why is Ghost hunters? I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248819 01/03/11 07:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society Why is...STDs? Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248820 01/03/11 08:15 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Why is ... "Gossip Girl"?

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248821 01/03/11 08:44 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World Lucifer07 Active Lucifer07 Active Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World Why is.... Shadow Lass I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248822 01/03/11 08:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,606 The waters off eastern Long Is... SharkLad Wanderer SharkLad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,606 The waters off eastern Long Is... Why is ... Dan Didio? Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248823 01/03/11 09:02 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World Lucifer07 Active Lucifer07 Active Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World Why is Smallville? I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248824 01/04/11 07:37 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Why is ... "Dancing With The Stars"? Why is ... "Skating With The Stars"?

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248825 01/04/11 02:35 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World Lucifer07 Active Lucifer07 Active Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 695 Webers World Why is "Biggest Loser"? I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248826 01/05/11 01:03 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Quote Originally posted by SharkLad: Why is ... Dan Didio? It's a conservation of energy thing. There is a finite amount of hyperactivity in the universe. The more excitable someone is, the less you are personally required to be. You should be thankful, Sharky, it's a heavy burden he carries for you.

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248827 01/05/11 07:48 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society Why is...ultra-conservatives? Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248828 01/05/11 09:38 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Why is ... "Live To Dance"?

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248829 01/06/11 06:35 PM Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,741 Bronx, NY Sarcasm Kid Wanderer Sarcasm Kid Wanderer Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,741 Bronx, NY Why is... Sarcasm Kid such a Weeping Gorilla?

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248830 01/06/11 06:38 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario Why is ... "Jersey Shores"?

Re: Why Is...? thread. #248831 01/06/11 10:51 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society Why is..."Myth Busters"? Still "Lardy" to my friends!