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Why Is...? thread.
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We all know them, some hate them, some loath them, some, like me, are simply puzzled. We wonder why this person has been inflicted on the world and for what reason they still exist.
Why is... the Khardashians?
Why is... Carrot Top?
Why is... MMA?
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Why is...Real Housewives of....?
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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OMG, I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!! Why is ... Richie Rich, the fashion designer? Why is ... Reality cooking shows? Why is ... "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"? (I could go on and on here but I'll let someone else have a turn. I'll be back!)
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I'll try and answer three of them.
The Khardashians - Because the citizens of the planet Khard just couldn't deal with them anymore.
Carrot Top - Because Satan and Joan Rivers had an affair.
The Real Housewives - Because the makers of Botox secretly bought BRAVO.
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Why is..."Twilight"? (Or is that one reserved for a different thread called "Why THE FUCK is...?"
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Lardy, its so awful, it'll easily go in several different threads all connected with a sense of "this is the first sign of the apocalypse for civilization."
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Nobody's Alt But Mine
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Nobody's Alt But Mine
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Originally posted by Chief Lardy: Why is..."Twilight"?
(Or is that one reserved for a different thread called "Why THE FUCK is...?" <font face="chalkboard"> <span style="font-size: 16px;">Because the gods have forsaken us!!
</span>(actually, that covers the answers to a great many things, doesn't it?</font f>/Puts on sackcloth Eighties-style Italian blazer and ash-colored skinny tie/
"It's bad for you, but buy it."
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LWG, great minds think alike. You have my condolences.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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strange but not a stranger
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Why is ... Lindsay Lohan?
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Why is Narnia?
Why is Ghost hunters?
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Why is ... "Gossip Girl"?
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I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Why is ... "Dancing With The Stars"?
Why is ... "Skating With The Stars"?
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I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Originally posted by SharkLad: Why is ... Dan Didio? It's a conservation of energy thing. There is a finite amount of hyperactivity in the universe. The more excitable someone is, the less you are personally required to be. You should be thankful, Sharky, it's a heavy burden he carries for you.
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Why is...ultra-conservatives?
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Why is ... "Live To Dance"?
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Why is... Sarcasm Kid such a Weeping Gorilla?
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Why is ... "Jersey Shores"?
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