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Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #258999 04/18/10 07:59 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley 45. Sign him up as the official Funyons spokesman! The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259000 04/18/10 11:45 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 46. Trick him into revealing all his passwords and PIN numbers! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259001 06/10/10 09:58 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 47. Square him off against Drunken Cobie in a poetry slam! Theme: "An Ode to Hydrogenation" Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259002 06/11/10 05:03 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 A Cobie-MLLASH drunken poetry slam would be the classiest event Legion World has ever held, cleome! I'm already picturing Lash with a pretty, pretty turban on his head à la Lord Byron. Only his would be backwards and hanging over his face.

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259003 06/11/10 05:14 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston 48. Dress him up funny and take photos to post on Facebook. Get discouraged when you realize he's posted even weirder pictures of himself on Facebook Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259004 06/11/10 09:02 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... 49. Gone, gone form of Lash, drink more booze, smoke this hash!

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259005 06/11/10 12:26 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 50. Call him up and tell him you're a detective investigating a WHIRL trafficking ring.

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259006 06/11/10 12:32 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 51. Ten minutes later call him up and tell him you're WHIRL trafficker who's just heard from your connections that he sang like a FAT-MOUTHED canary and you're PISSED!

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259007 06/11/10 01:25 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... 52. Fifteen minutes later call him up and tell him you're a FAT-MOUTHED canary and you're pissed that he and his drug-trafficking pals are using you as a comparison for bumbling fools!

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259008 07/08/10 11:29 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,369 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester OP Trap Timer OP Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,369 Liberty City

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259009 07/09/10 12:10 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 BAH!!!!! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259010 07/09/10 12:56 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,454 Cincinnati OH Mattropolis Wanderer Mattropolis Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,454 Cincinnati OH heh Touch the magic...

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259011 07/09/10 10:46 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley 53. make him spokesman for the Straight Buddies of Rimbor. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259012 07/09/10 02:33 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 54. Sell him to white-slavers for 25 bucks and a bottle of apple schnapps. IMPORTANT REMINDER - Remember to mark "All Sales FINAL!" on receipt.

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259013 07/10/10 05:49 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley 55. buy a chintzy plastic ring at the dollar store, put it on Lash's finger and tell him he's now a Pink Lantern. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259014 07/10/10 06:00 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 56. Dismantle his car, reassemble it on the roof of his home, then leave him in the driver's seat to sleep it off. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259015 07/10/10 06:26 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,606 The waters off eastern Long Is... SharkLad Wanderer SharkLad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,606 The waters off eastern Long Is... 57. Two words: BOOTY POP www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4EvVErNhVE Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259016 07/11/10 11:09 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley 58. Road-trip to Creationism Museum The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259017 07/18/10 02:39 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Road trip to Dallas. Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259018 07/18/10 02:41 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 60. Make him draw a design for an LMB-themed miniature golf course. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259019 07/19/10 02:54 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer 61. Hire him to greet trick-or-treating kiddies on Hallowe'en. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259020 07/26/10 06:22 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... 62. Get him feeling comfortable in saying "GREAT SPACE!" in public.

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259021 07/26/10 08:04 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 63. Take him to Hooters, tell him it's La Cage Aux Hooters and the waitresses are all drag queens.

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259022 07/27/10 10:20 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley 64. Turn his comics collection invisible, and tell him Abin stopped by. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH! #259023 07/27/10 08:56 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... 65. Point him at people you don't like and claim they dissed Infectious Lass. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador