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Re: 101 Things to Do with a Drunk MLLASH!
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45. Sign him up as the official Funyons spokesman!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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46. Trick him into revealing all his passwords and PIN numbers!
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47. Square him off against Drunken Cobie in a poetry slam!
Theme: "An Ode to Hydrogenation"
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A Cobie-MLLASH drunken poetry slam would be the classiest event Legion World has ever held, cleome!
I'm already picturing Lash with a pretty, pretty turban on his head à la Lord Byron. Only his would be backwards and hanging over his face.
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48. Dress him up funny and take photos to post on Facebook. Get discouraged when you realize he's posted even weirder pictures of himself on Facebook
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Gone, gone form of Lash, drink more booze, smoke this hash!
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50. Call him up and tell him you're a detective investigating a WHIRL trafficking ring.
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51. Ten minutes later call him up and tell him you're WHIRL trafficker who's just heard from your connections that he sang like a FAT-MOUTHED canary and you're PISSED!
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52. Fifteen minutes later call him up and tell him you're a FAT-MOUTHED canary and you're pissed that he and his drug-trafficking pals are using you as a comparison for bumbling fools!
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Touch the magic...
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53. make him spokesman for the Straight Buddies of Rimbor.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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54. Sell him to white-slavers for 25 bucks and a bottle of apple schnapps.
IMPORTANT REMINDER - Remember to mark "All Sales FINAL!" on receipt.
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55. buy a chintzy plastic ring at the dollar store, put it on Lash's finger and tell him he's now a Pink Lantern.
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56. Dismantle his car, reassemble it on the roof of his home, then leave him in the driver's seat to sleep it off.
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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58. Road-trip to Creationism Museum
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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60. Make him draw a design for an LMB-themed miniature golf course.
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61. Hire him to greet trick-or-treating kiddies on Hallowe'en.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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62. Get him feeling comfortable in saying "GREAT SPACE!" in public.
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63. Take him to Hooters, tell him it's La Cage Aux Hooters and the waitresses are all drag queens.
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64. Turn his comics collection invisible, and tell him Abin stopped by.
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65. Point him at people you don't like and claim they dissed Infectious Lass.
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