0 members (),
62
Murran Spies, and
51
robots. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
Previous Thread |
|
Next Thread
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186
#deleteFacebook
|
#deleteFacebook
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,843
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,843 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186
#deleteFacebook
|
#deleteFacebook
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 94
Substitute
|
Substitute
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 94 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,843
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,843 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 94
Substitute
|
Substitute
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 94 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in.
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186
#deleteFacebook
|
#deleteFacebook
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,670
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,670 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,426
Deputy
|
Deputy
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,426 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?"
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186
#deleteFacebook
|
#deleteFacebook
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 94
Substitute
|
Substitute
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 94 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186
#deleteFacebook
|
#deleteFacebook
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!"
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 94
Substitute
|
Substitute
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 94 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,670
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,670 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer, which resembled a
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186
#deleteFacebook
|
#deleteFacebook
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer, which resembled an unmentionable item. He
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,843
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,843 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer, which resembled an unmentionable item. He fondled the vision-interferer
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,617
Deputy
|
Deputy
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,617 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer, which resembled an unmentionable item. He fondled the vision-interferer, but returned it
Wayne@OZ
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186
#deleteFacebook
|
#deleteFacebook
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer, which resembled an unmentionable item. He fondled the vision-interferer, but returned it to his belt
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,843
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,843 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer, which resembled an unmentionable item. He fondled the vision-interferer, but returned it to his belt before deciding to
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,617
Deputy
|
Deputy
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,617 |
It was a dark and stormy day on Xanthu. All around the world, people were dancing in the streets, Robotican style. Babbage did the... raunchy Robotican rumba, leading Dreamer, who foresaw Star Boy's parents joining in, to fake a headache. Dreamer fled to the local park, where she was confronted by RJ Brande, whose necktie showed a naughty scene of Gates and her, which he obscured partially with his Portfolio Boy nomination! This nomination was stained with prune juice. Dreamer asked "whose harmonica did you use to rig the election?" "Never mind that," exclaimed RJ "why, just vote for my portfolio of boy band memorabilia in the awards tomorrow night, or THIS gets out!" He displayed a holo of Thom with nothing on but Stoopid Cat's Collar!
Suddenly, someone screamed. Nura spun around, her skirt billowing wildly in the strong breeze, as a cloaked figure descended from the skies above. Voice booming, he said "Legionnaire, prepare for our mating dance!" But! - Unfortunately for Ms. Nal, she'd forgotten she was wearing six-inch high heels, which made her fall as she tried to run. The mysterious figure moved towards her, as she foresaw a surprisingly delicious plate of waffles at some point in her future.
But the waffles refused to fade, leaving her blind to the danger she was in. Almost helpless, she cried "Where's the help I foresaw?" To which the cloaked figure replied, "Don't believe everything you're foretold!" brandishing his vision-interferer, which resembled an unmentionable item. He fondled the vision-interferer, but returned it to his belt before deciding to shake his booty.
Wayne@OZ
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186
#deleteFacebook
|
#deleteFacebook
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186 |
Already Quis?
[Chapter Three]
Later that night,
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
Later that night, the three applicants
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186
#deleteFacebook
|
#deleteFacebook
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,186 |
Later that night, the three applicants found themselves on
|
|
|
Re: Carggite Storytelling
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,670
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,670 |
Later that night, the three applicants found themselves on sentry duty at
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
|
|
|
Forums14
Topics21,026
Posts1,045,911
Legionnaires1,730
|
Most Online53,886 Jan 7th, 2024
|
|
Posts: 50
Joined: May 2007
|
|
|
|