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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
wouldja like to see my Super Moby Dick of Space? Whoa.  That IS the worst pick-up line that never involved the words "penthouse dungeon." I would stand in awe if I weren't so busy picking my chin up off the floor right now.
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Wanderer
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Hey baby, if you're an angel, then I must be a devil, cuz you're making me horny.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I need my library card, 'cuz I want to check you out!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
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You ever wonder what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmoving object? They get naked.
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That's one steaming java mug, Baby. Come over here and let me top it off for you.
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Wanderer
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You have to help me! I have an incurable disease and there's only thing that cures it. Black cherry pie. Can I have yours?
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I'm like a mushroom, Honey. I do my best growing when the lights are out.
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Wanderer
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Oh! Would you look at that? I forgot to put my clothes on.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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You could make me a sex addict.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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That dress looks terrible on you. Take it off this instant!
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“Great legs, what time do they open?”
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"I'm deeply touched. You could be, too!"
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Leader
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"Hey! Are you the cow giving away free milk?"
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Wanderer
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"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
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Time Trapper
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Wanna fuck?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Time Trapper
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Jeepers! The zipper on my dungarees is stuck. Sir, could you help me here...?
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Whew! It's sure hot in here! Mind if I take off your coat?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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Leader
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Make with the details, boss man.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
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I bet you taste even better than Jimmy Dean's sausage gravy.
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Time Trapper
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Oh Baby, you ain't got an ounce of fat on you! Wanna try my chubby tonight?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
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Bold Flavors
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You: Can I have directions? Person: To where? You: To your heart 
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