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Q: Name a dick, a prick and something that'll make you sick.
A: Lead underwear will do that to a guy.
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Unseen, not unheard
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Q: Why was Cosmic Boy so annoyed after Element Lad transmuted his clothing?
A: Star Boy's beard
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Q: What is commonly referred to as "the Super Flavor-Saver...of Space!!!"?
A: I was sore for a week afterwards, but Tellus didn't seem to mind.
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Q: What was the most common comment in the log of the Legion's secret esionage mission which required them infiltrating the Synchronzied Swimming Competition at the Galatcic Games?
A: Sensor's shedded skin
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Q: What's Tenzil's favorite breakfast cereal?
A: He was busy "seeding the rim worlds" if ya know what I mean.
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A: He was busy "seeding the rim worlds" if ya know what I mean
Q: Why did M'onel have such a big grin on his face when he returned from his journeys?
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A: Because she's still a snake at heart.
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Q: Why did Sensor eat my pet rat?
A: Dream Girl, Phantom Girl and a tub of cher-berr gelato.
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A:Dream Girl,Phantom Girl, and a tub of cher-ber gelato.
Q: name a L.I.L.F, a M.I.L.F, and a "WTF"?
A:Mordru, Ontir, and a 30 piece bucket of fried Elva-bird drumsticks.
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Q. Name three things that will never be found in Umbra's Crotch Armor.
A. Because Invisible Kid lost his flight ring.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Q: What, when followed by "and it ended up in a box of breakfast cereal", plays a key role the origin of Floating Foxlike Creature Boy's powers?
A: Ferro's First Kiss!
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Q: What event ended tragically with Andrew Nolan fused to the Super Electro Magnet at the Metropolis Space Museum?
A: Because Gates asked her to the Prom!
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Q: What caused Insect Queen's abdomen to light up?
A: A good reason to stop using currency that feeds on metal.
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 Q: Has Ferro started singing an octave higher? A: Cosmic Boy felt things were moving too slow.
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Q: Why did we suddenly skip ahead five years?!?
A: Because Laurel's thong wouldn't fit.
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A: Because Laurel's thong wouldn't fit.
Q: Why did Brainy stuff Andromeda's sock in his mouth?
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A: Yellow with a hint of aquamarine
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A: Yellow with a hint of aquamarine
Q: What color kryptonite, "accidentally" discovered by Lyle Norg, has no effect on Kryptonians, but turns Coluans gay for 24 hours at a time?
A: Legion of the Darned
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I have two for this one:
A: Legion of the Darned
Q: What supervillain group was formed in second grade detention?
A: Legion of the Darned
Q: What cabal of assassins would kill their victims by stabbing them with knitting needles?
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A: Under Ultra Boy's bed.
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Q: Where did Tinya's pre-boot bellbottom costume finally end up?
A: Because I was Re-Imagined this way...
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Q: Why did you come into being only after John Lennon gave up on peace?
A: Proof that Roxxas experimented with Profem.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Q: What do you call this "Roxxy and the Roxxettes" Summer Reunion Tour?
A: We had to find something for Marla Latham to do!
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Q. How did Tasmia's crotch armor get so shiney?
A. Because he wouldn't answer to Mordork anymore.
Something Filthy!
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Q: Why did Dirk finally start calling Gim "Colossal Boy"?
A: Either that or Supergirl got in to the Red Kryptonite again!
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Q: Did Brainy just ask Superboy to the dance?!?
A: Because Dr. Gym'll won't see you without the proper Health Insurance.
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Q: Why does Sun Boy still have that burning sensation?
A: Because they taste funny.
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Q: Why did Tenzil spit out those Venturan Walking Coins?
A: Because we couldn't afford another new Headquarters.
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