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Come on people.... don't make me question my own answer.  Because I'll do it.  The answer is: A: Catspaw, catnip, and a ball of yarn.
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Q. What did Krypto get as a gag gift at last year's Legion of Super Pets Christmas party?
A. Because the Time Trapper had a previous engagement.
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Q: Why did Glorith accept the award for Best Villian in a Supporting Role at this year's Takron Galtos Awards Ceremony?
A: If you had x-ray vision you would too!
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Q: Why does Wildfire always "explode" around Dawny?
A: Because it was in the Rocketship
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Q. Why was Superboy secretly called "Dirty Diaper Lad" behind his back? A. Because they couldn't get a spot on "Jerry Springer". 
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Q: Why did Ultra Boy & Timber Wolf stop seeing each other?
A: Shrinking Chrysanthemum
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Q: What was the name of Violet's gay half-brother?
A: The timetrapper's cloak, Mordru's hat and Laurel Gand's thong
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Q. What three items on their list led to the untimely demise of every single member of the Legion of Super Scavenger-Hunters? A. For 2.5 million in credit vouchers, you would, too!
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Q: How could anyone -- much less galactic heart-throb Sun Boy -- shack up with SP Chief Circe and flirt with Earth President Wellington?
A: It's green, glowing and hungry!
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Q: What is Matter-Eater Lad after eating a gamma bomb and a Miracle Machine?
A: Blank stares.
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Q: Which power did Visi-Lad find especially useful during Scrabble?
A: A golden anniversary gift for Rokk's parents
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Q. What did Tenzil eat that got him banned for life from Braal, and almost expelled from the Legion?
A. Takron-Galtos was having its annual Prisoner Rodeo.
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Q: How did Holdur become a respected, well-known criminal?
A: A bottle of kono juice, Kathoon's moon, and Vrykos at your side.
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Q. What were the prizes for the first showcase showdown of Nov 29, 3004 that eventually led to it being "passed" upon so that the contestant could bid on something better in the next showcase?
A. The Legion Outpost Companion.
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Q: Who was rejected for Legion membership for having the same powers as Lad Boy?
A: Only in years divisible by 4 but not divisible by 400
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Q: When does Superboy celebrate his birthday?
A: Timber Wolf and Blok
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Q: What did the lumberjack yell to the creator of Law and Order and his tax accountant?
A: Of course, it's star-shaped!
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Q. What was Nura's reply when asked about Thom's "miracle machine"? A. A case of Silverale and a Dominion battle wagon.
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Q: What did Lad Boy recently describe to his wife as "a beer and a cab ride home?"
A: an elementary consequence of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
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Q: What was the title of Brainy's first-grade math textbook?
A: Oli-3 Queen
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Q: What was the headline the day the Daily Planet outed the descendent of a Justice Leaguer?
A: Because Marla wanted a souvenir from Superboy's time.
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Q: Why did Ultraboy steal Superboy's underwear?
A: Not as hairy as Furball
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Q.What caused Spider Girl to fall into a 3 month bout of depression?
A.The Validus plague.
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Q: What did Graym constantly complain about at school?
A: 3 inches, even on Imsk.
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Q; What is Colossal Boy's secret shame?
A: Not since we caught Lyle invisible in our room.
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