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Re: Question me this! #374581 12/09/08 12:02 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Q: What's that "extra" button on the Planetary Chance Machine do ? A: "In a white room, with black curtains." Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Question me this! #374582 12/11/08 02:03 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,771 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,771 South Carolina Q: What does a stoned Color Kid do for fun? Sit inna.... A: Pumkin Pie, Tinya's lips, Legion Flight belts! Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Question me this! #374583 12/11/08 04:30 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Q: What are the must-have bribes if you want Jo to take your night patrol shift ? A: An all-expense-paid trip to Weber's World. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Question me this! #374584 12/23/08 01:49 AM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Q: What's the grand prize on "Wheel of Fortune, Legion World Week?" A: It stretches for miles and miles. Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Question me this! #374585 12/23/08 02:55 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Q: What parlor trick makes Chameleon the hit at every Legion happy hour? A: just a little bit colder than Triton

Re: Question me this! #374586 12/28/08 10:54 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Q: How does Polar Boy like his root beer floats ? A: The second Tuesday of next week. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Question me this! #374587 12/28/08 10:07 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Q: When will issue 3 of Legion of Three Worlds be out? A: A duck, a goose, and LardLad. Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Question me this! #374588 01/02/09 11:32 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Q: What will still be left in the kitchen even after you finally drag that dead tree out to the curb ? A: Year of the Rat Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Question me this! #374589 01/02/09 12:34 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Q: What 365-day infestation is the downfall of any restaurant? A: The Every Ten Years Monster The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Question me this! #374590 01/02/09 06:20 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina A: What does Duo Damsel call sex with Bouncing Boy? Q: Because Porcupine Pete sneezed. Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Question me this! #374591 01/02/09 06:28 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Q: Why did the once-normal Trel Secolo of Grzan become Ocarina Girl: The Newest Substitute ? A: At that yard sale three star systems over. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Question me this! #374592 01/02/09 08:31 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster Q: Where did the Emerald Empress really get the Emerald Eye? A: Half man, half robot. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Question me this! #374593 01/02/09 08:47 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Blockade Boy Wanderer Blockade Boy Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Q: What was the real reason Al Gore lost the 2004 election? A: "Excuse me while I whip this out."

Re: Question me this! #374594 01/04/09 12:03 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Q: What was Indy's first line in the, er, groundbreaking crossover fanfic of 1982: Raiders of Vidar's Lost Arc ? A: "Karaoke with Computo ! Win fabulous prizes !" Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Question me this! #374595 01/05/09 01:57 AM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Q: What's scheduled to be the hottest attraction at this year's Klordny Festival? A: President Arnold Schwarzeneggar Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Question me this! #374596 01/09/09 02:11 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Q: Who was Atmos' role model during the latter's ill-fated run for high office in the U.P. ? A: Reduce heat to 300 F, and bake an additional hour without opening the oven door. Serve warm, with sides of peach chutney and homemade flatbread. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Question me this! #374597 01/10/09 05:08 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 Q: What is Mater Eater Lad's secret reciepe for garbage disposal. A: Pink bubble Bath

Re: Question me this! #374598 01/13/09 12:36 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Q: How did the Fatal Five (w/special guest villain Lawrence Welk IV?) circumvent Tellus' power that one time ? A: Earth-222. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Question me this! #374599 01/13/09 01:35 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Q: On what alt-Earth do Legionnaires attend Walt Whitman High School in Mega-California with teacher RJ Dixon, who teaches tolerance during the tumultuous and unpopular war with the Dominators? A: The gravity chute, but not after the Super-Pets visit. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Question me this! #374600 01/15/09 12:55 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Q: Where do fresh recruits to the Academy have to spend their first night after registering ? A: "Better knock knock knock on wood, Baby..." Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Question me this! #374601 01/20/09 12:22 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Q: What is Jason Woodrue's best pick-up line? A: Best comeback? All he did was shave! The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Question me this! #374602 01/27/09 11:29 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Q: What did the press bring up in order to politely avoid the subject of Zero Hour Star Boy's costume ? A: Walk North about three blocks, then turn left at the cosmetology school. You can't miss it. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Question me this! #374603 04/06/09 10:52 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Q: How do I get to Lyle and Condo's new B&B The CU(NO3)2 Arms ? A: The Miss Femnaz Pageant

Re: Question me this! #374604 04/08/09 05:56 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Q: What did Limbaugh 5 need all those sleep-constructed girl androids for ? A: Well, okay. But only if we're really in love. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Question me this! #374605 04/08/09 06:48 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Q: Can I stop calling you 'sir,' Peppermint Patty? A: A fedora, a pack of Lucky Strikes cigarettes, a steamer ticket on the Olympic and a Tran-suit. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.