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Worst First!
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Give us your worst first meetings, thoughts, ideas... then take one character from the previous set, add a new one, and give us a worst case scenario. Example below:
Timber Wolf + Silver Slasher = Worst Haircut
Silver Slasher + Silverale = Worst Drunk
Someone start us off using...
Brainiac 5!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Brainiac 5 + Incredible Hulk = Worst Version of the Jolly Green Giant.
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Time Trapper
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Incredible Hulk + Capt. Kirk = worst advocate for the Shirt Preservation League.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Capt. Kirk + Sun Boy = Worst (ie- least convincing) recitation of the "True Love Waits" pledge.
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strange but not a stranger
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Sun Boy + Elric of Melniboné = Worst case of sunburn
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Elric of Melniboné + White Witch = Worst chance of a spell recitation clocking in at under 25 minutes.
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White Witch + MoBy Dick = White Witch Whale, a japanese fishermans worst nightmare
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Moby Dick + Tellus = Worst matinee at Sea World.
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Tellus + Aquaman = Worst "Are you my father?" moment
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Aquaman + Emerald Empress = Worst case of watery eye(s).
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Emerald Empress + Scarlet Witch = The Brown Derby, worst hero of England, Ever!
Quis, i just about hurt myself laughing at the Aquaman/Tellus thing.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Scarlet Witch + Doctor Fate = Worst case of hat hair
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Doctor Fate + Ferro Lad = Worst "Avon For Him Skincare" spokesmen.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Ferro Lad + Kitty Pride = Worst Rebound Romance
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Ferro + Satan Girl = Worst First date in history
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Satan Girl + Daimon Hellstrom = Worst pairing to defend the Vatican
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Daimon Hellstrom + Richard Dawkins = worst viewer response to a new host duo on a TBN talk show.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Richard Dawkins + XS = Worst attempt at teaching evolutionary theory to the slow thinkers among us.
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Trap Timer
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Richard Dawkins + Rob Blagojevich = Worst choice for giving the prayer at the Presidential Inauguration.
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Rod Blagojevich + Threeboot Princess Projectra = Worst hyphenated name for a couple
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Princess Projectra + Infectious Lass = worst princess projectile vomiting ever.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Okay, now I'm hurt that everyone skipped over mine. So much for the theory that the race goes to the swift.
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XS + Infectious Lass = Worst case of the runs
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Infectious Lass + Doctor Destiny = Worst Nighttime, Sniffling, Sneezing, Coughing, Aching, Stuffy Head, Fever So You Can Rest Medicine[tm].
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Doctor Destiny + Freddy Krueger = worst men of your dreams (for those of you inclined to have a 'man of your dreams,' of course)
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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