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 Listen carefully, Virginia: NO SANTA CLAUS
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Not only that, but did you know they spray "natural" Christmas trees with Fir Green to give them that nice, even colour? Only three 2.5 gallon jugs left at the Feeds 'n Needs store in town. Cheaper than nitrogen fertilizer and longer lasting. I feel so betrayed. 
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Re: Listen carefully, Virginia: NO SANTA CLAUS
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There is a Santa Claus. My aunt says she saw him when she was little, and I saw him in fifth grade!
True story, I swear! I had a small Christmas tree in my room so Santa could leave a present under it to keep me quietly occupied long enough to let my parents sleep until 6:30 or 7 (instead of 4:30 or 5). I was doing the squinty-eyed-pretend-to-sleep thing. (I know, fifth grade is kind of old, but I still wanted to believe.) He put the present under the tree, went behind my bed and didn't come out. After 5 minutes or so, I ran downstairs to tell my folks, who were sound asleep. They told me to go back to bed. I laid down and saw four short shadows and one big one fly by my window (we were near a streetlight) -- and it wasn't headlight shadows.
So, believe, Cramer. I saw him!!
Now that spray thing -- that's just wrong.
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Re: Listen carefully, Virginia: NO SANTA CLAUS
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But there is a Satan Claws. (It's really a masked Streaky under the influence of wonky Kryptonite-X...) 
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COVER your ears, Virginia!
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Re: Listen carefully, Virginia: NO SANTA CLAUS
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Well Virginia is so close to Washington DC. Maryland, same problem. The rest of us have Santa Claus visit every year.
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strange but not a stranger
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Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
Well Virginia is so close to Washington DC. Maryland, same problem. The rest of us have Santa Claus visit every year. If Virginia was rich enough, DC would be Santa
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I rather like that Satan Claws moniker. I've adopted it for the duration of the holiday season.
Thanks, Stu! There'll be an extra orange in your stocking!
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Great name change Cramer, satan Claws indeed! 
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Re: Listen carefully, Virginia: NO SANTA CLAUS
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Originally posted by Satan Claws Cramer:
Thanks, Stu! There'll be an extra orange in your stocking! Orange you sweet! 
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