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A: Bumble gum

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Q: What goes up but not down?

A: Bouncing Boy stuck in a Space-Tree.

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How do you keep an Earther in suspense?

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Q: What did the Legion leader say to the Legionnaires before they got into the cruiser?

A: Let's get into the cruiser, Legionnaires!

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Whew!

The suspense was killing me!

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Q: Why does Brainy look for things twice?

A: Oh, he researches everything.

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Q:There were 99 on a Legion Jet Platform, and then it turned over. What was left?

A: 66

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A: Because you speak Interlac

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Did you hear that Antennae Boy got hitched? Yeah, the wedding sucked but the reception was great!

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Q: What did Tellus do last Saturday night?

A: He went out with the tide

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Q: Why did Wildfire stay in last Saturday night?

A: He had no body to go out with

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Q: What do Tarik the Mute and Grimbor the Chainsman have in common?

A: same middle name

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A: He had no body to go out with
This one is particularly good, Teeds...


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I like the 99/66 one. Is that based on a classic joke?

I'd never heard it before.

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Yes I ripped it off if that's what you mean.

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Q: Which of Mano's hands is best to write with?

A: Neither - it's best to write with a dupli-writing stylus!

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I'd tell you another joke about Porcupine Pete but what's the point?

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Q: What in the Legion is out of bounds?

A: An exhausted Chuck!

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Q: What followed Tellus?

A: His tail

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Q: What followed Lar?

A: His tale

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Q: What followed Sun Boy's kiss?

A: Tell.

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Q: What wasn't behind Quislet?

A: Teall

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