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I'm sorry Mss T. I destroyed Medicus One accidentally. I'm afraid all of this is still new to me and I mistakenly deleted that thread.
I've been lurking whenever I had the chance though and I'm glad to see you've been working so hard for Medicus One. I suppose with this new funding you'll be receiving Medicus Two will thrive.
Do forgive an old man, Misty.
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Well, we promised to finance Medicus One, so I now pledge to finance Medicus Two. There should be more than enough funds to keep this place running.
And Dr., try to post more often! It's good to see you take a break from working and mingle with the rest of us.
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Dr. Gimlet, I'm so glad you're back. My chakras are blocked. Help!
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Hrun needs healing herbs.
Quick wise man bring me you finest herbs or I shall remove one of your arms.
Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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Golly! The office is filling up quickly! Cramey Dr. Mayavale will see you in rm. 3 to unblock your chakras. And Hrun we only give healing herbs to our glaucoma patients. Now enjoy this candy striper while I suture this gash.
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This facility seems even better than the first. You sure keep an immaculate place, Dr. Gimlet.
Now, where do I go to have my blood pressure taken? I need some biofeedback logs for Stress Management class.
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I'm on call today, Future. Luckily, I can triplicate and handle things more efficiently. It's a good thing the Priestess isn't around right now, as I'm sure that would raise your BP. Here's your reading, Future. You seem to be in excellent, Legion-ready shape. Care for a lollipop?
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Why, yes! Thanks for the pressure reading, Try.
I'll be sure to donate my lolipop to Gigglebot Girl next time I see her!
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giggle "Thanks future, shall I put it in my mouth now or later?" giggle
Pass me my Super Lollypop.
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This place is looking lovely, except for the bloody injuries. Anywho, it's time for my check-up.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Hmmmmm according to the appointment book, Abin Quank is scheduled for a complete physical at 7am. Loser Lad will be coming in for a colonic around 8am. Cramer's due for more chakra therapy with Dr. Mayavale at 8am also. Emerald Empress has an appointment with MLLASH for a new orb. And I'm sure Hrun will take another two nurses and call on us tomorrow. *sigh*
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Where do you administer your injections?
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Depends on how much coverage you have. (From your health plan! )
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I think Dr. Mayavale's therapy is helping. This morning we're going to do a past life regression. He claims to be the Legion World expert in these matters.
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I'm here for my Physical but I refuse to wear that drafty gown thingy.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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So, do you guys do that blood-replacement treatment like the one Keith Richards got?
I'm just askin'.
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That treatment is reserved solely for vampires and Keith Richards, OM. By the by, check out Vampire: The Thread in the Anywhere Machine. *shameless plug*
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Why are Dr's hands always so COLD?
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
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I think Dr. Gimlet's idea to add a Planetary Chance Machine to the waiting room is an excellent way to pick the next patient! And the ball says... Eryk Davis Ester! Ummmm, I'll send the medics to gather the patient, now.
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And while we wait for EDE to regain consciousness, nurse, go ahead and select a patient for room 2. And the ball chooses... Loser Lad! *sigh* Medics go gather the patient and undress him as well. I wonder what gave Dr. Gimlet the idea to install a Planetary Chance Machine in the waiting room.
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And the Planetary Chance Machine chooses... Cobalt Kid! Medics gather the patient and disrobe him quietly in room 3.
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And the Planetary Chance Machine chooses... Future! Golly! Once the medics have gathered and disrobed the patient, I'll begin my exams on them. If I'm lucky, they won't wake up too quickly. *tee hee*
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